I have too many careers.
I'm also a parent.
So I've been writing haikus, which aren't easy.
They just-- like I was telling the fellows today,
if you write five syllables a day, you're good.
[LAUGHTER]
The car's tail lights gone.
Shisí' fears I'll drink potions
That will make me weak.
[APPLAUSE]
You can guess the endings as I'm turning the page.
Cheaters.
[LAUGHTER]