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I have too many careers.

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I'm also a parent.

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So I've been writing
haikus, which aren't easy.

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They just-- like I was
telling the fellows today,

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if you write five syllables
a day, you're good.

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[LAUGHTER]

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The car's tail lights gone.

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Shisí' fears I'll drink potions

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That will make me weak.

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[APPLAUSE]

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You can guess the endings
as I'm turning the page.

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Cheaters.

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[LAUGHTER]

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