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What Suzi believes.

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Eating too much ketchup
might turn you pink.

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Some library books have pages
made from recycled toilet paper.

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Both hands are needed
on the steering wheel.

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The yellow tape measure
she finds from her mother's

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tailoring days is
a Burmese Python

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she drapes across her
shoulders a la Britney Spears.

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The more she thinks about
her mother or father dying,

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the more likely it will happen.

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God can hear her thinking of
sex during Sunday mass but not

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when she prays for her
parents' safety at home,

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on the way to and from work.

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The century egg her mother
gives her cannot spoil.

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The sparrows that fly into H.
Mart perched on rafters cannot

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leave.

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Worse than dying
is disappearing.

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