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And now we have The Poet.

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And this poem is called "As a
Poet, I Respect Him Greatly,

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Dear Madam But Dot, Dot, Dot."

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And it goes.

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Don't be fooled by his loot

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The man drinks and
pisses like a cupboard

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Consider his calling card an asp

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Don't accept his flowers

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He probably coughed them up
while he was ringing the bell

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Send the little
girls to their rooms

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The big girls in
the silver spoons

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Most of all, never
listen to his poems

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He doles them out the way
King Farouk gives tips

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The only place he'd look
honest is on the gallows

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Or in a Bavarian urinal

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Or a whorehouse in Buenaventura

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So that's a little taste of what
poets have in store for them

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in this collection.