WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.260 align:middle line:90% "Wet Yellow Paint." 00:00:03.260 --> 00:00:07.890 align:middle line:84% When father died, his ghost used mouthwash. 00:00:07.890 --> 00:00:12.690 align:middle line:84% If everyone were a poet, what a sad, sad world that would be. 00:00:12.690 --> 00:00:15.610 align:middle line:84% Everything would be covered in wet yellow paint. 00:00:15.610 --> 00:00:18.690 align:middle line:84% It makes me want to change the subject. 00:00:18.690 --> 00:00:21.850 align:middle line:84% 11 potted plants were alive all summer. 00:00:21.850 --> 00:00:24.700 align:middle line:84% Now they are dying in their big round pots, 00:00:24.700 --> 00:00:28.380 align:middle line:84% and their abnormally joyous hearts are confused. 00:00:28.380 --> 00:00:29.750 align:middle line:90% So short a life, 00:00:29.750 --> 00:00:32.000 align:middle line:90% Goddamnit." 00:00:32.000 --> 00:00:35.000 align:middle line:90%