WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:05.780 align:middle line:90% 00:00:05.780 --> 00:00:09.720 align:middle line:84% So we go from "Eating the Horse" to this next poem is called "No 00:00:09.720 --> 00:00:10.470 align:middle line:90% Horse." 00:00:10.470 --> 00:00:12.840 align:middle line:90% I'm sometimes asked why-- 00:00:12.840 --> 00:00:15.190 align:middle line:84% I've always had animals in my life. 00:00:15.190 --> 00:00:16.710 align:middle line:90% I don't have pets. 00:00:16.710 --> 00:00:17.470 align:middle line:90% I don't have any. 00:00:17.470 --> 00:00:20.670 align:middle line:84% People ask me why this poem is about why I don't have any pets. 00:00:20.670 --> 00:00:24.720 align:middle line:84% I do refer to a French bulldog named 00:00:24.720 --> 00:00:27.770 align:middle line:84% Gide, who belonged to the poet Richard Howard. 00:00:27.770 --> 00:00:28.770 align:middle line:90% I don't know if anyone-- 00:00:28.770 --> 00:00:31.720 align:middle line:84% and Gide was a disgusting little creature, 00:00:31.720 --> 00:00:34.330 align:middle line:84% but he makes an appearance in this poem. 00:00:34.330 --> 00:00:37.960 align:middle line:90% This poem is called "No Horse." 00:00:37.960 --> 00:00:44.770 align:middle line:84% "No horse, no piebald Sicilian donkey, no baby goats gambling 00:00:44.770 --> 00:00:46.790 align:middle line:90% on an old cable spool. 00:00:46.790 --> 00:00:50.420 align:middle line:84% No cat, fat and shedding by the stove. 00:00:50.420 --> 00:00:53.290 align:middle line:84% No rooster plumed and cartoonish, 00:00:53.290 --> 00:00:57.860 align:middle line:84% dashing about the yard, putting a hole in my shin with his spur. 00:00:57.860 --> 00:00:59.810 align:middle line:90% No rescued cur. 00:00:59.810 --> 00:01:04.330 align:middle line:84% No teacup Pomeranian, afraid to walk on grass, 00:01:04.330 --> 00:01:07.460 align:middle line:84% piddling on a pee pad like a God. 00:01:07.460 --> 00:01:09.200 align:middle line:90% No God either. 00:01:09.200 --> 00:01:11.300 align:middle line:90% For that matter, no father. 00:01:11.300 --> 00:01:12.910 align:middle line:90% He's all ash. 00:01:12.910 --> 00:01:15.890 align:middle line:84% Now Mother makes a hash of her checkbook. 00:01:15.890 --> 00:01:18.950 align:middle line:84% When she last drove, a small crash. 00:01:18.950 --> 00:01:22.780 align:middle line:84% The guinea pigs of childhood whistle from their graveyard 00:01:22.780 --> 00:01:23.770 align:middle line:90% at the dump. 00:01:23.770 --> 00:01:28.070 align:middle line:84% Gide, the lascivious Frenchy, must hump some other chump. 00:01:28.070 --> 00:01:30.860 align:middle line:90% No sheep weep on hilly bourn. 00:01:30.860 --> 00:01:33.770 align:middle line:90% No son, not even a little one. 00:01:33.770 --> 00:01:37.040 align:middle line:84% No girl curled on gay Papa's lap. 00:01:37.040 --> 00:01:39.570 align:middle line:84% No way to stop what I've started here. 00:01:39.570 --> 00:01:40.580 align:middle line:90% Just steer. 00:01:40.580 --> 00:01:43.140 align:middle line:90% Just steer the goddamn big car. 00:01:43.140 --> 00:01:44.070 align:middle line:90% "Look out!" 00:01:44.070 --> 00:01:45.780 align:middle line:90% I shout out the window. 00:01:45.780 --> 00:01:47.000 align:middle line:90% But no one hears. 00:01:47.000 --> 00:01:48.990 align:middle line:90% Who hears anyway? 00:01:48.990 --> 00:01:51.760 align:middle line:90% Who is here anyway?" 00:01:51.760 --> 00:01:53.000 align:middle line:90%