So now I'm going to read some scraps.
These are untitled.
They're just scraps.
"As a child, I too--" well, I met some students today,
and I told them how much I liked BuzzFeed.
[LAUGHTER]
And I stole this from Buzzfeed because it was just too great.
And I probably shouldn't say it, but I live in fear
that someone will recognize it.
"As a child, I too, was led to believe quicksand was going
to be a huge problem in later life,
but it didn't happen in quite the way I expected."
[LAUGHTER]