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Just ignore this part.

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I'm a freak about the microphone
no matter what's going on.

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So just-- never happy with it.

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Been told that by every
person I've ever dated.

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All right, here we go.

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So here's-- I'm going
to read both of these.

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These are both in the exhibit.

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Now, the first one, there's
a lie in the first one.

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I don't feel like telling you.

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It says we hit the
deer with my car.

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We actually hit it with
my boyfriend's truck.

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And I mean, like, a truck.

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He drives a truck for Walmart.

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He's not my boyfriend
anymore either.

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But the thing is, that's--

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but it just didn't
sound right in the poem.

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It's my poem.

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[LAUGHTER]

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"Part of this forest
tastes like the man

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I love with an actual
number of nails

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holding the bedroom together.

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Other days. when we died where
we fell, we became the forest.

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My car never intended to be a
meat grinder, another face going

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under the waves.

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We felt awful after
hitting the deer.

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We made love and slept with
one of his antlers between us."

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