And another one.
One time, four people were eating together.
They saw Pehrru approaching them.
And one of them said, there comes Pehrru.
Don't anyone invite him to sit down and eat.
He's too much of a liar, [SPEAKING ACOMA],
and they kept on eating.
And Pehrru got to where they were eating, and he said,
guwahdze, how are you?
Dahwah eh, they said, fine.
And they kept on eating, and nobody invited
him to sit down and eat.
Wah trou yatawah?
Pehrru asked.
Are you eating?
And they answered, Hah uh, wahstou yatawah.
Yes, we are eating.
Pehrru stood around watching them eat.
To make conversation, one of the four asked, where are you
coming from?
And Pehrru said, oh, I am coming from nowhere special.
And after a bit of silence, another asked, Dze shru tu ni,
what things do you know?
And Pehrru answered, oh, I don't know much of anything.
They kept on eating, and Pehrru kept standing there.
And then he said, oh, I do know a bit of something.
And he paused until they were all waiting for him to continue.
And then he said, when I was coming here, I saw some cows
and pretended to show little interest.
One said, Oh well, one usually sees cows around.
And Pehrru said, yes, that's true.
And one of them had just given birth to some calves.
And one of them said, oh well usually cows
give birth to calves.
[LAUGHTER]
The cow was feeding her calves, Pehrru said.
Oh, well that's what cows usually do, feed their calves,
one of the four said.
And then Pehrru said, the cow had given birth to five calves.
And one of them was just standing
around looking hungry, not feeding because, as you know,
cows usually only have four nipples.
And the four, realizing what Pehrru was saying,
looked at each other and said to Pehrru, shtsu dzeshu, Pehrru,
sit down and eat.
Pehrru was known to be a shrewd man.
[LAUGHTER]
Those are some.
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