WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.570 align:middle line:90% 00:00:00.570 --> 00:00:03.810 align:middle line:90% "A Moral Tale." 00:00:03.810 --> 00:00:05.160 align:middle line:90% '' 'All this for me?' 00:00:05.160 --> 00:00:08.130 align:middle line:84% He asked, looking down on her body. 00:00:08.130 --> 00:00:11.520 align:middle line:84% 'Aha.' she said, 'arms stretched out upon the bed.' 00:00:11.520 --> 00:00:14.400 align:middle line:84% And she looked up at him with an amused smile. 00:00:14.400 --> 00:00:16.230 align:middle line:90% 'I think I'll take it.' he said. 00:00:16.230 --> 00:00:18.900 align:middle line:84% And wrapped it up in the sheet that lay beneath her. 00:00:18.900 --> 00:00:21.210 align:middle line:84% He brought the four ends together in a knot 00:00:21.210 --> 00:00:23.580 align:middle line:84% and slung the body across his back. 00:00:23.580 --> 00:00:26.820 align:middle line:84% He was on his way home to show his latest find. 00:00:26.820 --> 00:00:28.890 align:middle line:84% He had discovered each body was different 00:00:28.890 --> 00:00:30.750 align:middle line:84% and that altogether they amounted 00:00:30.750 --> 00:00:33.060 align:middle line:90% to a survey of the female form. 00:00:33.060 --> 00:00:35.730 align:middle line:84% Something an anthropologist could appreciate. 00:00:35.730 --> 00:00:37.840 align:middle line:84% And he was thinking of becoming one but-- 00:00:37.840 --> 00:00:38.340 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:00:38.340 --> 00:00:39.780 align:middle line:90% --there was a hitch. 00:00:39.780 --> 00:00:41.880 align:middle line:84% He was bringing back more bodies and 00:00:41.880 --> 00:00:43.830 align:middle line:84% with place to store them in the house. 00:00:43.830 --> 00:00:46.650 align:middle line:84% And it was expensive elsewhere at a cost. 00:00:46.650 --> 00:00:50.010 align:middle line:84% He persisted, he went broke, his wife left him, 00:00:50.010 --> 00:00:53.010 align:middle line:84% he had to give up his studies, he had to go back to work. 00:00:53.010 --> 00:00:55.350 align:middle line:84% And was left with memories, which 00:00:55.350 --> 00:00:57.850 align:middle line:84% to relieve himself in his unhappiness, 00:00:57.850 --> 00:00:59.310 align:middle line:90% he would relate at work. 00:00:59.310 --> 00:01:02.700 align:middle line:84% Where in amazement, he was urged to write them down. 00:01:02.700 --> 00:01:04.769 align:middle line:84% The manuscript was published, the book sold. 00:01:04.769 --> 00:01:07.980 align:middle line:84% There was money again to return to his studies. 00:01:07.980 --> 00:01:10.830 align:middle line:84% Moral: in adversity, we find our goal in life." 00:01:10.830 --> 00:01:12.030 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:01:12.030 --> 00:01:15.380 align:middle line:90% [APPLAUSE] 00:01:15.380 --> 00:01:22.000 align:middle line:90%