WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.640 align:middle line:90% 00:00:00.640 --> 00:00:02.650 align:middle line:90% This is a poem. 00:00:02.650 --> 00:00:05.440 align:middle line:84% This is another one of those poems that 00:00:05.440 --> 00:00:11.380 align:middle line:84% is an analogy for a generation that has already probably 00:00:11.380 --> 00:00:14.034 align:middle line:90% been written too much about-- 00:00:14.034 --> 00:00:16.210 align:middle line:90% '60s, '70s. 00:00:16.210 --> 00:00:18.220 align:middle line:84% And this poem makes reference to the fact 00:00:18.220 --> 00:00:19.780 align:middle line:90% that I'm hard of hearing. 00:00:19.780 --> 00:00:23.410 align:middle line:84% I make my living by teaching, and I'm hard of hearing. 00:00:23.410 --> 00:00:25.030 align:middle line:84% So it's often I have to cup my hand 00:00:25.030 --> 00:00:27.792 align:middle line:84% behind my ear in classroom, in order to tell who is talking 00:00:27.792 --> 00:00:29.125 align:middle line:90% and to hear what they're saying. 00:00:29.125 --> 00:00:33.310 align:middle line:90% 00:00:33.310 --> 00:00:35.628 align:middle line:84% It's sort of hard to triangulate on where 00:00:35.628 --> 00:00:36.670 align:middle line:90% the voice is coming from. 00:00:36.670 --> 00:00:38.500 align:middle line:84% And this poem is speculation about how 00:00:38.500 --> 00:00:41.530 align:middle line:90% I might have lost my hearing. 00:00:41.530 --> 00:00:45.400 align:middle line:84% It's imaginary rock concert in the past, and it's called, 00:00:45.400 --> 00:00:49.400 align:middle line:90% The Teacher Listens To The Past. 00:00:49.400 --> 00:00:53.590 align:middle line:84% Somewhere, someone is asking a question. 00:00:53.590 --> 00:00:57.070 align:middle line:84% And I stand, squinting at the classroom 00:00:57.070 --> 00:01:00.010 align:middle line:84% with one hand cupped behind my ear, 00:01:00.010 --> 00:01:04.870 align:middle line:84% trying to figure out where that voice is coming from. 00:01:04.870 --> 00:01:08.770 align:middle line:84% I might be already an old man, attempting 00:01:08.770 --> 00:01:13.690 align:middle line:84% to recall the night his hearing got misplaced. 00:01:13.690 --> 00:01:17.740 align:middle line:84% Front row, center, at a battle of the bands, where 00:01:17.740 --> 00:01:21.550 align:middle line:84% a lot of leather-clad second-rate musicians, 00:01:21.550 --> 00:01:24.910 align:middle line:84% amped up to dinosaur proportion, test 00:01:24.910 --> 00:01:26.815 align:middle line:84% drove their equipment through our ears. 00:01:26.815 --> 00:01:29.410 align:middle line:90% 00:01:29.410 --> 00:01:34.030 align:middle line:84% Each time the drummer threw a tantrum, the guitarist whirled 00:01:34.030 --> 00:01:37.330 align:middle line:84% and sprayed us with machine gun riffs, 00:01:37.330 --> 00:01:39.550 align:middle line:84% as if they wished that they could knock us, 00:01:39.550 --> 00:01:42.220 align:middle line:90% quite literally, dead. 00:01:42.220 --> 00:01:45.790 align:middle line:84% We called that fun in 1970, when we 00:01:45.790 --> 00:01:49.810 align:middle line:84% weren't sure our lives were worth surviving. 00:01:49.810 --> 00:01:52.970 align:middle line:84% I'm here to tell you that they were. 00:01:52.970 --> 00:01:56.690 align:middle line:84% And many of us did, despite ourselves, 00:01:56.690 --> 00:01:59.240 align:middle line:84% though the road from there to here 00:01:59.240 --> 00:02:01.625 align:middle line:90% is paved with dead brain cells. 00:02:01.625 --> 00:02:03.770 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:02:03.770 --> 00:02:08.210 align:middle line:84% Parents shocked to silence and squad cars 00:02:08.210 --> 00:02:11.900 align:middle line:84% painting the whole neighborhood, the quaking tint 00:02:11.900 --> 00:02:15.840 align:middle line:90% and texture of red jelly. 00:02:15.840 --> 00:02:20.100 align:middle line:84% Friends, we should have post-marks on our foreheads 00:02:20.100 --> 00:02:23.250 align:middle line:90% to show where we have been. 00:02:23.250 --> 00:02:28.260 align:middle line:84% We should have pointed ears or polka-dotted skin 00:02:28.260 --> 00:02:31.530 align:middle line:84% to show what we were thinking when 00:02:31.530 --> 00:02:39.690 align:middle line:84% we hot-rodded over God's front lawn and death kept blinking. 00:02:39.690 --> 00:02:43.470 align:middle line:84% But here I stand, an average-looking man, 00:02:43.470 --> 00:02:49.320 align:middle line:84% staring at a room where someone blond, in braids, 00:02:49.320 --> 00:02:52.110 align:middle line:84% with a beautiful belief in answers 00:02:52.110 --> 00:02:55.600 align:middle line:90% is still asking questions. 00:02:55.600 --> 00:02:58.090 align:middle line:84% Through the silence in my dead ear, 00:02:58.090 --> 00:03:02.020 align:middle line:84% I can hear the future whisper to the past. 00:03:02.020 --> 00:03:07.504 align:middle line:84% It says that this is not a test and everybody passes. 00:03:07.504 --> 00:03:11.200 align:middle line:90% [APPLAUSE] 00:03:11.200 --> 00:03:13.900 align:middle line:84% All the people who are clapping have fringed vests 00:03:13.900 --> 00:03:15.490 align:middle line:90% in the closet at home, right? 00:03:15.490 --> 00:03:17.340 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:03:17.340 --> 00:03:18.000 align:middle line:90%