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Right under that is a poem,
I can't resist reading.

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We'll make this the
next to last poem.

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It's called "Blue Monday."

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You know that phrase?

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OK.

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Do you know that more people
die at 9 o'clock Monday

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morning, than any other time?

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I'm serious.

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This is a medical statistic,
that's telling you

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something isn't it?

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People are not living right.

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Blue Monday.

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The blues blow in their
purity more than mines, blues

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blow through every sky
and haunted heart afloat.

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They say, I miss you baby.

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So I really went
out and got drunk.

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Blues say fool that I am,
I jam you in my toaster

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burning brown like
bread on fire,

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blackening in the Afro red
Cadillac flame of love.

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Blues say baby,
you're supposed to be.

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Blues say, you're supposed to
be so big, so bad, so slick.

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Quick, tell me,
what is the distance

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from your heart to your dick?

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[LAUGHTER]

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You didn't expect that did you?

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[LAUGHTER]