WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.620 align:middle line:90% 00:00:00.620 --> 00:00:07.830 align:middle line:84% OK, the subtext of money worries there will lead directly 00:00:07.830 --> 00:00:08.875 align:middle line:90% to this poem, "Money." 00:00:08.875 --> 00:00:12.708 align:middle line:90% 00:00:12.708 --> 00:00:14.550 align:middle line:84% There's an epigraph by Gertrude Stein. 00:00:14.550 --> 00:00:19.200 align:middle line:84% "I am I because my little dog knows me." 00:00:19.200 --> 00:00:21.390 align:middle line:84% There's lots of Monopoly references, 00:00:21.390 --> 00:00:23.910 align:middle line:90% which everybody knows. 00:00:23.910 --> 00:00:27.300 align:middle line:84% You do have another reference here that I'll explain. 00:00:27.300 --> 00:00:36.990 align:middle line:84% Fair use is a term specifying how many lines 00:00:36.990 --> 00:00:39.690 align:middle line:84% you can quote from copyrighted poetry 00:00:39.690 --> 00:00:41.850 align:middle line:84% without having to pay the publisher. 00:00:41.850 --> 00:00:45.430 align:middle line:84% If you go over fair use, you're supposed to pay. 00:00:45.430 --> 00:00:48.420 align:middle line:84% And the opening thing that Wallace Stevens 00:00:48.420 --> 00:00:51.475 align:middle line:84% says in this poem is a quote from Wallace Stevens. 00:00:51.475 --> 00:00:53.850 align:middle line:84% And I guess you also need to know that Wallace Stevens is 00:00:53.850 --> 00:00:56.070 align:middle line:90% no longer alive. 00:00:56.070 --> 00:00:57.360 align:middle line:90% OK, "Money." 00:00:57.360 --> 00:01:01.140 align:middle line:84% "I am I because my little dog knows me. 00:01:01.140 --> 00:01:04.780 align:middle line:84% Wallace Stevens says money is a kind of poetry. 00:01:04.780 --> 00:01:09.090 align:middle line:84% So I offered to trade him Tennessee, States, and Water 00:01:09.090 --> 00:01:12.540 align:middle line:84% Works for Boardwalk and Park Place and the four Railroads. 00:01:12.540 --> 00:01:14.550 align:middle line:90% He thinks he'll pass. 00:01:14.550 --> 00:01:17.220 align:middle line:84% Do it, I say, and I'll quote you. 00:01:17.220 --> 00:01:19.080 align:middle line:90% Do, says he. 00:01:19.080 --> 00:01:22.830 align:middle line:84% Mesdames, one might believe that Shelley lies less in the stars 00:01:22.830 --> 00:01:25.650 align:middle line:84% than in their earthly wake, since the radiant disclosures 00:01:25.650 --> 00:01:30.000 align:middle line:84% that you make are of an eternal vista, manqué, and gold, 00:01:30.000 --> 00:01:33.210 align:middle line:84% and brown, an Italy of the mind, a place 00:01:33.210 --> 00:01:35.880 align:middle line:84% of fear before the disorder of the strange, 00:01:35.880 --> 00:01:38.340 align:middle line:84% a time in which the poet's politics 00:01:38.340 --> 00:01:40.920 align:middle line:90% will rule in a poet's world. 00:01:40.920 --> 00:01:43.860 align:middle line:84% Yet that will be a world impossible for poets, 00:01:43.860 --> 00:01:46.590 align:middle line:84% who complain and prophesy, in their complaints, 00:01:46.590 --> 00:01:49.650 align:middle line:84% and are never of the world in which they live. 00:01:49.650 --> 00:01:50.850 align:middle line:90% Yes, he says. 00:01:50.850 --> 00:01:51.840 align:middle line:90% Gorgeous. 00:01:51.840 --> 00:01:55.110 align:middle line:84% I'm throwing in Pacific, North Carolina, and Pennsylvania. 00:01:55.110 --> 00:01:57.090 align:middle line:90% Go on. 00:01:57.090 --> 00:01:59.070 align:middle line:90% I can't, I say. 00:01:59.070 --> 00:02:01.140 align:middle line:90% But do, says he. 00:02:01.140 --> 00:02:03.270 align:middle line:90% Fair use, I say. 00:02:03.270 --> 00:02:06.960 align:middle line:84% But all use is fair to one such as I, says he. 00:02:06.960 --> 00:02:08.520 align:middle line:90% Con-tin-u-e. 00:02:08.520 --> 00:02:09.750 align:middle line:90% No, I say. 00:02:09.750 --> 00:02:11.009 align:middle line:90% 11 lines. 00:02:11.009 --> 00:02:14.400 align:middle line:84% Any more and I'll have to write to Vintage, which I really 00:02:14.400 --> 00:02:15.690 align:middle line:90% don't want to do. 00:02:15.690 --> 00:02:17.130 align:middle line:90% But that's nothing, he says. 00:02:17.130 --> 00:02:19.620 align:middle line:90% 11 lines out of 187. 00:02:19.620 --> 00:02:25.080 align:middle line:84% He says, I'll give you Marvin Gardens, Ventnor, Atlantic. 00:02:25.080 --> 00:02:28.470 align:middle line:84% That was the present, the poetic present tense, 00:02:28.470 --> 00:02:32.340 align:middle line:84% a nonfinancial play space, overheard. 00:02:32.340 --> 00:02:34.380 align:middle line:90% Money has tenses. 00:02:34.380 --> 00:02:38.370 align:middle line:84% It has absolute meaning in the present, no past, 00:02:38.370 --> 00:02:41.310 align:middle line:84% and its future meaning, interest rates, 00:02:41.310 --> 00:02:44.160 align:middle line:84% reflects the degree to which the future is expected 00:02:44.160 --> 00:02:45.750 align:middle line:90% to resemble the present. 00:02:45.750 --> 00:02:47.760 align:middle line:90% Writing has tenses. 00:02:47.760 --> 00:02:50.490 align:middle line:84% The past tense makes the most money-- 00:02:50.490 --> 00:02:52.590 align:middle line:90% novels, reporting. 00:02:52.590 --> 00:02:55.620 align:middle line:84% The future is for prophecy-- crop forecasts, 00:02:55.620 --> 00:02:57.120 align:middle line:90% pennant predictions. 00:02:57.120 --> 00:03:00.630 align:middle line:84% The present continually has to borrow credit. 00:03:00.630 --> 00:03:05.370 align:middle line:84% I am I because I say so and my little audience knows me. 00:03:05.370 --> 00:03:06.960 align:middle line:90% Wow, says Basket. 00:03:06.960 --> 00:03:09.150 align:middle line:90% Wow, wow, wow. 00:03:09.150 --> 00:03:11.370 align:middle line:84% How much money does it cost to know 00:03:11.370 --> 00:03:16.020 align:middle line:84% that Basket was a series of dogs owned by Gertrude Stein? 00:03:16.020 --> 00:03:18.180 align:middle line:90% Nothing now. 00:03:18.180 --> 00:03:22.380 align:middle line:84% I give-- I will give Basket the following bone. 00:03:22.380 --> 00:03:24.570 align:middle line:90% All past tense. 00:03:24.570 --> 00:03:27.690 align:middle line:84% There once was a man, a very poor poet, 00:03:27.690 --> 00:03:30.300 align:middle line:84% who used to write poems that no one read. 00:03:30.300 --> 00:03:35.040 align:middle line:84% One evening, after working all day on an especially poor poem, 00:03:35.040 --> 00:03:38.490 align:middle line:84% he fell asleep in despair at the sterility of his imagination 00:03:38.490 --> 00:03:41.680 align:middle line:84% and the bleakness of his chances of making it as a writer. 00:03:41.680 --> 00:03:46.140 align:middle line:84% He had just typed the lines, 'The sky was mauve and as far 00:03:46.140 --> 00:03:49.290 align:middle line:90% away as a $10 bill.' 00:03:49.290 --> 00:03:50.850 align:middle line:90% He awoke with a start. 00:03:50.850 --> 00:03:52.980 align:middle line:84% The dim light from a small full moon 00:03:52.980 --> 00:03:55.320 align:middle line:84% was shining down at a 45-degree angle 00:03:55.320 --> 00:03:57.750 align:middle line:84% on his hands and the typewriter keyboard. 00:03:57.750 --> 00:04:00.030 align:middle line:90% He had slept two or three hours. 00:04:00.030 --> 00:04:02.310 align:middle line:84% Instinctively, he looked up to the page. 00:04:02.310 --> 00:04:05.160 align:middle line:84% It was his last piece of paper, but it was gone. 00:04:05.160 --> 00:04:08.670 align:middle line:84% The moon shone on the bare roller. 00:04:08.670 --> 00:04:10.830 align:middle line:84% Then he saw the page beside the typewriter. 00:04:10.830 --> 00:04:14.130 align:middle line:84% He must have taken it out before he dozed off, he thought. 00:04:14.130 --> 00:04:16.440 align:middle line:84% When he picked it up to put it back in the typewriter, 00:04:16.440 --> 00:04:19.290 align:middle line:84% he noticed a small slip of paper sliding off the top. 00:04:19.290 --> 00:04:20.190 align:middle line:90% Money! 00:04:20.190 --> 00:04:22.079 align:middle line:84% He stood up and snapped on the light. 00:04:22.079 --> 00:04:25.230 align:middle line:84% A real $10 bill, green and crisp. 00:04:25.230 --> 00:04:26.550 align:middle line:90% He felt elated. 00:04:26.550 --> 00:04:30.120 align:middle line:84% His first reader, a realist who nevertheless 00:04:30.120 --> 00:04:33.480 align:middle line:84% appreciated his metaphors or similes or whatever they were. 00:04:33.480 --> 00:04:35.160 align:middle line:90% Real money! 00:04:35.160 --> 00:04:37.170 align:middle line:84% Still inspired, the next morning he 00:04:37.170 --> 00:04:39.600 align:middle line:84% bought The Selected Poems of Emily Dickinson 00:04:39.600 --> 00:04:41.100 align:middle line:90% and two pieces of paper. 00:04:41.100 --> 00:04:43.530 align:middle line:84% That evening, he wrote a careful 20-line poem 00:04:43.530 --> 00:04:46.200 align:middle line:90% and went to sleep expectantly. 00:04:46.200 --> 00:04:48.610 align:middle line:90% The next morning, nothing. 00:04:48.610 --> 00:04:52.080 align:middle line:84% He put the last piece of paper in the machine and began a poem. 00:04:52.080 --> 00:04:56.220 align:middle line:84% 'The girl took $20 from her mother's purse.' 00:04:56.220 --> 00:04:59.670 align:middle line:84% It was followed by 49 more lines describing an approach to sex 00:04:59.670 --> 00:05:01.350 align:middle line:84% and the experience of alienation. 00:05:01.350 --> 00:05:05.910 align:middle line:84% It ended, 'Dew beaded the windshield.' 00:05:05.910 --> 00:05:09.390 align:middle line:84% Sure enough, the next morning there was a $20 bill on the page 00:05:09.390 --> 00:05:11.920 align:middle line:84% and a check mark next to the final line, 00:05:11.920 --> 00:05:16.020 align:middle line:90% which he took to mean 'good.' 00:05:16.020 --> 00:05:19.620 align:middle line:84% He went out and bought Ulysses and The Words and, confidently, 00:05:19.620 --> 00:05:21.000 align:middle line:90% a single piece of paper. 00:05:21.000 --> 00:05:23.310 align:middle line:90% One was all he would need. 00:05:23.310 --> 00:05:25.390 align:middle line:84% Late in the afternoon, he popped open a Bud 00:05:25.390 --> 00:05:27.240 align:middle line:90% and began to type away cheerily. 00:05:27.240 --> 00:05:29.370 align:middle line:84% He waited until he was 2/3 of the way 00:05:29.370 --> 00:05:32.760 align:middle line:84% to the bottom of the page before mentioning the sum of $40, which 00:05:32.760 --> 00:05:35.070 align:middle line:84% of course, he received the next morning, the two 20's 00:05:35.070 --> 00:05:38.220 align:middle line:84% placed neatly on top of the page lying beside the typewriter. 00:05:38.220 --> 00:05:41.070 align:middle line:84% There was no check mark, but he didn't mind so much. 00:05:41.070 --> 00:05:43.830 align:middle line:84% He did have a slight headache from the beer. 00:05:43.830 --> 00:05:46.330 align:middle line:84% Needless to say, he made lots of money. 00:05:46.330 --> 00:05:48.960 align:middle line:84% The check marks were irregular and, in truth, 00:05:48.960 --> 00:05:50.640 align:middle line:90% not all that plentiful. 00:05:50.640 --> 00:05:53.190 align:middle line:84% Many of what he thought of as his best passages 00:05:53.190 --> 00:05:55.860 align:middle line:84% remain checkless, while some of the low watermarks 00:05:55.860 --> 00:05:57.000 align:middle line:90% apparently went over well. 00:05:57.000 --> 00:05:58.920 align:middle line:84% But he was pretty stoic about it. 00:05:58.920 --> 00:06:01.830 align:middle line:84% He was always paid in cash, even when he mentioned sums 00:06:01.830 --> 00:06:02.565 align:middle line:90% in five figures. 00:06:02.565 --> 00:06:05.250 align:middle line:90% 00:06:05.250 --> 00:06:08.280 align:middle line:84% One day, when his library was almost complete, 00:06:08.280 --> 00:06:11.670 align:middle line:84% he had bought My Life and Vice that afternoon. 00:06:11.670 --> 00:06:13.470 align:middle line:84% He felt a strange stirring in his stomach 00:06:13.470 --> 00:06:14.580 align:middle line:90% or teeth or forearms. 00:06:14.580 --> 00:06:16.210 align:middle line:90% He couldn't pin it down. 00:06:16.210 --> 00:06:17.670 align:middle line:90% He wanted to shop. 00:06:17.670 --> 00:06:20.160 align:middle line:84% He grabbed the $1,600 from the night before, 00:06:20.160 --> 00:06:22.920 align:middle line:84% stuffed it in his billfold, and went out 00:06:22.920 --> 00:06:25.470 align:middle line:84% to find a grocery store and an electronics store. 00:06:25.470 --> 00:06:27.790 align:middle line:90% Food and TV, why not? 00:06:27.790 --> 00:06:29.250 align:middle line:90% He was productive, well off. 00:06:29.250 --> 00:06:30.210 align:middle line:90% His work was read. 00:06:30.210 --> 00:06:32.160 align:middle line:90% Why not relax? 00:06:32.160 --> 00:06:34.320 align:middle line:84% His first stop was The Good Guys. 00:06:34.320 --> 00:06:37.170 align:middle line:84% He had a long talk with a salesman about the makes. 00:06:37.170 --> 00:06:39.840 align:middle line:84% It boiled down to Mitsubishi versus Sony. 00:06:39.840 --> 00:06:43.890 align:middle line:84% He was naive, but the salesman was there to help. 00:06:43.890 --> 00:06:45.187 align:middle line:90% He decided on a Sony. 00:06:45.187 --> 00:06:46.770 align:middle line:84% He wasn't going to get remote control, 00:06:46.770 --> 00:06:48.270 align:middle line:90% but it was part of the package. 00:06:48.270 --> 00:06:49.530 align:middle line:90% How was he going to pay? 00:06:49.530 --> 00:06:50.670 align:middle line:90% Cash, he said. 00:06:50.670 --> 00:06:54.270 align:middle line:84% He worried that it would draw a funny look, but it didn't. 00:06:54.270 --> 00:06:55.410 align:middle line:90% He reached into his pocket. 00:06:55.410 --> 00:06:58.200 align:middle line:84% And to his horror, the bills he saw in his billfold 00:06:58.200 --> 00:06:59.520 align:middle line:90% were Monopoly money-- 00:06:59.520 --> 00:07:05.940 align:middle line:84% two orange 500's, four yellow 100's, and four blue 50's. 00:07:05.940 --> 00:07:07.770 align:middle line:84% He looked at the salesman, whose hair he 00:07:07.770 --> 00:07:10.560 align:middle line:90% noticed was exceptionally neat. 00:07:10.560 --> 00:07:12.930 align:middle line:84% The poor poet thought of the sheet of white paper 00:07:12.930 --> 00:07:14.400 align:middle line:90% waiting for him in the roller. 00:07:14.400 --> 00:07:17.110 align:middle line:84% He had been thinking of getting a computer sometime soon. 00:07:17.110 --> 00:07:19.200 align:middle line:84% But now he just wanted to get out of the store 00:07:19.200 --> 00:07:23.190 align:middle line:84% and relate to the somber physicality of the typewriter. 00:07:23.190 --> 00:07:26.190 align:middle line:84% He had already waited a couple of seconds too long to pay. 00:07:26.190 --> 00:07:29.820 align:middle line:84% He gave the salesman an orange 500. 00:07:29.820 --> 00:07:31.273 align:middle line:84% Where are you parked? the salesman 00:07:31.273 --> 00:07:33.690 align:middle line:84% asked, as he handed the sales slip and the bill to a woman 00:07:33.690 --> 00:07:35.310 align:middle line:90% at one of the cash registers. 00:07:35.310 --> 00:07:37.420 align:middle line:84% Oh, said the poet, truly at a loss. 00:07:37.420 --> 00:07:39.352 align:middle line:90% I didn't bring a car. 00:07:39.352 --> 00:07:41.310 align:middle line:84% You can pick it up tomorrow, said the salesman. 00:07:41.310 --> 00:07:43.740 align:middle line:90% Just bring your sales slip. 00:07:43.740 --> 00:07:47.310 align:middle line:84% Wow, says Basket, but only one wow. 00:07:47.310 --> 00:07:48.840 align:middle line:90% I ask him about Gertrude. 00:07:48.840 --> 00:07:51.720 align:middle line:84% He says, she wrote for money too. 00:07:51.720 --> 00:07:53.500 align:middle line:90% Every word." 00:07:53.500 --> 00:07:54.000 align:middle line:90%