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So this is a contrast,
this is guy talk,

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this is what guys here
when they're in the gym

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or in the locker room.

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Guys always talking about how
great they are with women.

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Wild man.

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You don't know, so this
is called "The Lovers"

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because they get confused.

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They don't know the difference
between pleasure and love.

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Lovers, it's a short poem.

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When I hear men boast about
how passionate they are,

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I always think of two cleaning
ladies at a second story window

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looking down on a man who's
coming back from a party

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where there was
lots of free beer.

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He's running in and
out of buildings

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trying to find a toilet.

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My Lord, says the tall woman.

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That man down there surely
does love architecture.

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[LAUGHTER]

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