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This is a "Sixth Street
Corporate War," "Sixth Street

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Corporate War."

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"Sixth Street Corporate War."

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Not all rats live in sewers.

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Some of them dwell in $100,000
rats' nests on the Alameda

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and drive to work in a
Mercedes, laboratory rat white.

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You wouldn't even
know they were rats.

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On the mailbox it
says Mr. Rodent.

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As big as a coffee table book,
the only book in the house,

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he spends his time living
in rat board and a rat house

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with his cheesy rat kitchen
or scamping on a rat sofa

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on a bed of rats, or you might
find him at the rat's Hilton,

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wetting his rat whiskers on
rat soup, my favorite drink.

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Said the shareholder rat,
there you go, bureaucratic rat

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invested in rat and
people like rats.

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As years went by, he
gained more status

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until he became the
esteemed Dr Ratus.

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Crashed the Tomcat
convention and demanded

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to be put on the banquet.

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Well, this even
woke up Scrounger,

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or Mr. All Claws, the
toastmaster Tomcat,

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kept napping on the
dais after a night

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of pre-convention howling.

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What do you say, boys, said the
thrice-decorated rat scrapper.

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Rat cocktail, rat of the day,
rat a la carte or rat mousse.

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The other cats, being
democrats, cast their votes

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by secret ballot.

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Goat.

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