This is a poem-- when you go to the Library of Congress,
you're supposed to leave a poem behind,
and I left this one because I thought it was appropriate.
It is regarding the, one of the presidents of the United States
named Franklin Pierce.
If you ever go to New Hampshire--
ever been to New Hampshire, well,
wild place, just never a dull moment.
They have all these places where Franklin Pierce
used to go, hotels and things.
[LAUGHTER]
Boy, they must have really lived it up.
And then-- but he was sort of like a matinee idol, actually,
I read.
But his wife was a recluse, and this is "Mystery First Lady."
Franklin Pierce's wife never came downstairs.
She never came upstairs either.
And now I want to read--
[LAUGHTER]
You want me to read that-- where-- oh, she loved it.
That was a very serious one.
This is-- I'll explain to you later,
unless people want to know what that was about.
OK, "Judas."