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Last poem before I
play the record is Life

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is a Screwball Comedy.

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Life is a screwball comedy, it's
Cary Grant leaning too far back

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in a chair.

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It's Bill Cosby with
a nose full of hair.

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It's Richard Pryor
with his head on fire.

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Life is a screwball comedy.

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It's Moms Mabley leaving
her dentures home.

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Is the adventures
of Hope and Bing.

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It's Bert Williams
doing a buck-and-wing.

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It's Stepin Fetchit
sauntering before a mule.

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It's matches in your shoes.

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It's April fool.

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Life is a screwball comedy.

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It's Scatman Crothers
with his sexy grin.

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It's WC Fields with
a bottle of gin.

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It's Maggie getting
in her digs at Jiggs.

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It's Desi and Lucy having
a doozy of a fight.

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It's Pigmeat Markham
and Slappy White.

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Life is a screwball comedy.

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Life is a screwball comedy.

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It's Will Rogers
twirling a rope.

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It's Buster Keaton
wearing his famous mop.

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It's Fatty Arbuckle
in a leaky boat.

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It's a scared rabbit
and a tricky coyote.

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Life is a screwball comedy.

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It's Eddie Murphy's howl.

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It's Whoopi Goldberg's stroll.

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It's Fred Allen's jowls.

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It's Pee-wee Herman's clothes.

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It's Hardy giving
Laurel a hard time.

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It's Chaplin up on his toes.

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Life is a screwball comedy.

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Life is a screwball comedy.

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Life is a screwball comedy,
and the joke's on us.