Last poem before I play the record is Life
is a Screwball Comedy.
Life is a screwball comedy, it's Cary Grant leaning too far back
in a chair.
It's Bill Cosby with a nose full of hair.
It's Richard Pryor with his head on fire.
Life is a screwball comedy.
It's Moms Mabley leaving her dentures home.
Is the adventures of Hope and Bing.
It's Bert Williams doing a buck-and-wing.
It's Stepin Fetchit sauntering before a mule.
It's matches in your shoes.
It's April fool.
Life is a screwball comedy.
It's Scatman Crothers with his sexy grin.
It's WC Fields with a bottle of gin.
It's Maggie getting in her digs at Jiggs.
It's Desi and Lucy having a doozy of a fight.
It's Pigmeat Markham and Slappy White.
Life is a screwball comedy.
It's Will Rogers twirling a rope.
It's Buster Keaton wearing his famous mop.
It's Fatty Arbuckle in a leaky boat.
It's a scared rabbit and a tricky coyote.
Life is a screwball comedy.
It's Eddie Murphy's howl.
It's Whoopi Goldberg's stroll.
It's Fred Allen's jowls.
It's Pee-wee Herman's clothes.
It's Hardy giving Laurel a hard time.
It's Chaplin up on his toes.
Life is a screwball comedy.
Life is a screwball comedy, and the joke's on us.