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I'll read a couple more
and then play the song.

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Read a lot of serious
poems in here.

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This heavy book.

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We brought copies of
this book if you want to.

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They have a picture
of the Pope on.

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I got a great Illustrator
here, this is wonderful.

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It's got a picture of Pope
on here writing his letter.

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And he's smoking a Cuban cigar,
he's got a martini there.

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And I thought maybe
the Vatican was

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sending assassination squads.

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Jesus Christ.

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Just sell some books.

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Jesus.

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Get on television.

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Going to hiding in
some fancy place.

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Go to Waldorf Astoria
going to hiding.

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OK.

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If I had a nickel
for all the women

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who rejected me in
my life, I would

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be the head of the World Bank.

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With a flunky to
hold my derby as

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I prepared to fly
a chartered jet

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to sign a check giving
India a new lease on life.

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If I had a nickel for all the
women who loved me in my life,

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I would be the World
Bank's assistant janitor

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and wouldn't need
to wear a derby.

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All I'd think about
would be going home.

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Let me do that again.

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If I had a nickel for all the
women who loved me in my life,

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I would be the World
Bank's assistant janitor

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and would need to wear a derby.

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All I'd think about
would be going home.