I'll read a couple more and then play the song.
Read a lot of serious poems in here.
This heavy book.
We brought copies of this book if you want to.
They have a picture of the Pope on.
I got a great Illustrator here, this is wonderful.
It's got a picture of Pope on here writing his letter.
And he's smoking a Cuban cigar, he's got a martini there.
And I thought maybe the Vatican was
sending assassination squads.
Jesus Christ.
Just sell some books.
Jesus.
Get on television.
Going to hiding in some fancy place.
Go to Waldorf Astoria going to hiding.
OK.
If I had a nickel for all the women
who rejected me in my life, I would
be the head of the World Bank.
With a flunky to hold my derby as
I prepared to fly a chartered jet
to sign a check giving India a new lease on life.
If I had a nickel for all the women who loved me in my life,
I would be the World Bank's assistant janitor
and wouldn't need to wear a derby.
All I'd think about would be going home.
Let me do that again.
If I had a nickel for all the women who loved me in my life,
I would be the World Bank's assistant janitor
and would need to wear a derby.
All I'd think about would be going home.