WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.230 align:middle line:90% 00:00:01.230 --> 00:00:06.720 align:middle line:90% This is called Foolology. 00:00:06.720 --> 00:00:08.670 align:middle line:84% And this is on the album-- the first album is 00:00:08.670 --> 00:00:11.070 align:middle line:84% set to music by Lester Bowie of the Chicago Art Ensemble. 00:00:11.070 --> 00:00:12.540 align:middle line:84% I can't understand what they're playing half the time, 00:00:12.540 --> 00:00:14.358 align:middle line:90% but you sound OK on this one. 00:00:14.358 --> 00:00:16.230 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:00:16.230 --> 00:00:19.275 align:middle line:90% Man, this new music boy, shoo'. 00:00:19.275 --> 00:00:20.650 align:middle line:84% I said that Cecil Taylor concert. 00:00:20.650 --> 00:00:21.540 align:middle line:90% I said, oh my God. 00:00:21.540 --> 00:00:23.160 align:middle line:90% Oh no. 00:00:23.160 --> 00:00:24.942 align:middle line:90% Don't play it-- that's enough. 00:00:24.942 --> 00:00:26.550 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:00:26.550 --> 00:00:28.050 align:middle line:90% Don't tell him I said that. 00:00:28.050 --> 00:00:28.860 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:00:28.860 --> 00:00:30.370 align:middle line:90% Cecil Taylor is a great guy. 00:00:30.370 --> 00:00:30.870 align:middle line:90% Foolology. 00:00:30.870 --> 00:00:32.120 align:middle line:90% Don't tell him that I said it. 00:00:32.120 --> 00:00:34.287 align:middle line:90% Foolology. 00:00:34.287 --> 00:00:36.870 align:middle line:84% So they say you're not supposed to have a-- a modern portrait, 00:00:36.870 --> 00:00:38.880 align:middle line:84% you're not supposed to have a didactic system. 00:00:38.880 --> 00:00:40.620 align:middle line:90% No moral instruction. 00:00:40.620 --> 00:00:43.832 align:middle line:84% But in our tradition of-- folklore tradition you find-- 00:00:43.832 --> 00:00:45.540 align:middle line:84% don't you ever do that again because this 00:00:45.540 --> 00:00:46.620 align:middle line:90% will happen to you. 00:00:46.620 --> 00:00:47.880 align:middle line:90% You get one warning. 00:00:47.880 --> 00:00:50.880 align:middle line:84% So I got two of them in here, OK? 00:00:50.880 --> 00:00:55.590 align:middle line:84% Shaken by his bad press the wolf presses north, 00:00:55.590 --> 00:00:59.010 align:middle line:90% leaving caribou to the fox. 00:00:59.010 --> 00:01:03.690 align:middle line:84% Raven, the snow player, gets his before buzzards 00:01:03.690 --> 00:01:05.760 align:middle line:84% with bright red collars move in to dine 00:01:05.760 --> 00:01:08.460 align:middle line:84% near the bottom of a long scavenger line. 00:01:08.460 --> 00:01:09.990 align:middle line:90% This poem is about a skunk. 00:01:09.990 --> 00:01:12.490 align:middle line:84% No, rather, about a man who, though not of the skunk family, 00:01:12.490 --> 00:01:14.520 align:middle line:84% uses [INAUDIBLE] the way skunks do. 00:01:14.520 --> 00:01:16.633 align:middle line:90% After he eats, his friends eat. 00:01:16.633 --> 00:01:18.300 align:middle line:84% He is a fool and some friends are fools. 00:01:18.300 --> 00:01:19.842 align:middle line:84% But sometimes it's hard to tell who's 00:01:19.842 --> 00:01:22.410 align:middle line:84% the biggest fool, this fool or his fool friends. 00:01:22.410 --> 00:01:26.160 align:middle line:84% By the time they catch us, we not there. 00:01:26.160 --> 00:01:27.750 align:middle line:90% We're crows. 00:01:27.750 --> 00:01:30.690 align:middle line:84% Nobody's ever seen a dead crow on the highway. 00:01:30.690 --> 00:01:34.140 align:middle line:84% First moral, don't do business with people for whom 00:01:34.140 --> 00:01:36.168 align:middle line:90% April 1 is an important date. 00:01:36.168 --> 00:01:40.650 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:01:40.650 --> 00:01:47.730 align:middle line:84% They will use your bank balance to buy 8,000 pies-- 00:01:47.730 --> 00:01:48.230 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:01:48.230 --> 00:01:52.470 align:middle line:84% --tunics, ballet slippers with bells, 00:01:52.470 --> 00:01:56.010 align:middle line:84% and a mail order lake in the middle of the desert 00:01:56.010 --> 00:01:58.120 align:middle line:90% for splash parties. 00:01:58.120 --> 00:02:01.170 align:middle line:84% Second moral, before you can spot the fools in others, 00:02:01.170 --> 00:02:03.660 align:middle line:84% you must rid yourself for the fool in you. 00:02:03.660 --> 00:02:07.430 align:middle line:84% You can tell a fool by his big mouth. 00:02:07.430 --> 00:02:08.183 align:middle line:90%