WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.920 align:middle line:90% OK, three more songs. 00:00:03.920 --> 00:00:08.570 align:middle line:90% 00:00:08.570 --> 00:00:10.160 align:middle line:90% This is a song called "I Like." 00:00:10.160 --> 00:00:12.200 align:middle line:84% I'll read you my favorite verse from it-- 00:00:12.200 --> 00:00:15.270 align:middle line:90% 00:00:15.270 --> 00:00:17.550 align:middle line:84% "Oh, I like mohawks, I like head cheese, 00:00:17.550 --> 00:00:20.820 align:middle line:84% I like midgets and lingerie, I like Kool-Aid, getting paid 00:00:20.820 --> 00:00:22.000 align:middle line:90% and I like hey, hey." 00:00:22.000 --> 00:00:23.650 align:middle line:84% --and then the chorus comes in, OK. 00:00:23.650 --> 00:00:29.106 align:middle line:90% 00:00:29.106 --> 00:00:31.340 align:middle line:84% A song called "Spork," and you need 00:00:31.340 --> 00:00:33.655 align:middle line:90% some information for this one. 00:00:33.655 --> 00:00:35.030 align:middle line:84% Some of you know what sporks are, 00:00:35.030 --> 00:00:36.780 align:middle line:84% but I realized most of you probably don't. 00:00:36.780 --> 00:00:38.480 align:middle line:90% This is a spork. 00:00:38.480 --> 00:00:39.395 align:middle line:90% I got this from-- 00:00:39.395 --> 00:00:42.240 align:middle line:90% 00:00:42.240 --> 00:00:46.520 align:middle line:84% well, the other day, while I was sitting in Kentucky Fried 00:00:46.520 --> 00:00:51.070 align:middle line:84% Chicken, I saw Steve and Gail Orlen drive by on their way 00:00:51.070 --> 00:01:00.593 align:middle line:84% to Chez Shea to eat out, and I had one of these in my hand. 00:01:00.593 --> 00:01:02.260 align:middle line:84% You get these at Kentucky Fried Chicken. 00:01:02.260 --> 00:01:04.480 align:middle line:84% I believe you can get them in other places, too. 00:01:04.480 --> 00:01:06.640 align:middle line:84% You probably can't tell from here but it is-- 00:01:06.640 --> 00:01:12.760 align:middle line:84% it's kind of a spoon, a real shallow one, 00:01:12.760 --> 00:01:15.760 align:middle line:84% and it's got these little sharp tines 00:01:15.760 --> 00:01:20.410 align:middle line:84% at the end that serve as a kind of a fork that hurt you when 00:01:20.410 --> 00:01:22.810 align:middle line:90% you're using it as a spoon. 00:01:22.810 --> 00:01:27.340 align:middle line:84% So the second song is called "Spork." 00:01:27.340 --> 00:01:35.660 align:middle line:84% The third is what the guys have called a sentimental song. 00:01:35.660 --> 00:01:39.297 align:middle line:84% It's called-- they're all short --it's called "Cosmic Fruit," 00:01:39.297 --> 00:01:40.630 align:middle line:90% and we'll finish with these, OK? 00:01:40.630 --> 00:01:41.130 align:middle line:90% So, thanks. 00:01:41.130 --> 00:01:41.630 align:middle line:90% 00:01:41.630 --> 00:01:44.847 align:middle line:90% [APPLAUSE] 00:01:44.847 --> 00:01:57.130 align:middle line:90% 00:01:57.130 --> 00:01:58.560 align:middle line:90% "I like cars that do better. 00:01:58.560 --> 00:01:59.820 align:middle line:90% I like Cookie and Gumby. 00:01:59.820 --> 00:02:02.370 align:middle line:84% I like chicks and cheese scoops, I like playing rugby 00:02:02.370 --> 00:02:03.660 align:middle line:90% and I like-- 00:02:03.660 --> 00:02:08.820 align:middle line:84% that's just I like the best, and I like you the least. 00:02:08.820 --> 00:02:11.770 align:middle line:84% I like puppets, I like death, I like sitting in mud. 00:02:11.770 --> 00:02:14.260 align:middle line:84% I like Spam and chicken sandwich and cows chewing the cud. 00:02:14.260 --> 00:02:17.430 align:middle line:84% And I like the best, just I like, the best 00:02:17.430 --> 00:02:19.710 align:middle line:90% that I like you the least. 00:02:19.710 --> 00:02:21.780 align:middle line:84% Oh, I like mohawks, I like head cheese, 00:02:21.780 --> 00:02:24.578 align:middle line:84% I like midgets and lingerie, I like Kool-Aid, getting paid, 00:02:24.578 --> 00:02:25.620 align:middle line:90% and I like hey, hey, hey. 00:02:25.620 --> 00:02:27.330 align:middle line:90% And I like the best just. 00:02:27.330 --> 00:02:31.860 align:middle line:84% I like it the best, and I like you the least. 00:02:31.860 --> 00:02:34.820 align:middle line:84% I like Buddy's green upholstery and Jack-in-the-Box. 00:02:34.820 --> 00:02:36.570 align:middle line:84% I like singing songs, talking to King Kong 00:02:36.570 --> 00:02:37.740 align:middle line:90% and I like fox with socks. 00:02:37.740 --> 00:02:40.920 align:middle line:84% And I like, that's just I like, the best 00:02:40.920 --> 00:02:45.814 align:middle line:90% and I like you the least. 00:02:45.814 --> 00:02:46.808 align:middle line:90% Ha-ha-ha." 00:02:46.808 --> 00:02:50.784 align:middle line:90% 00:02:50.784 --> 00:02:54.263 align:middle line:90% [MUSIC PLAYING] 00:02:54.263 --> 00:03:06.200 align:middle line:90% 00:03:06.200 --> 00:03:08.965 align:middle line:84% "He can't even feel it, like he was driving long. 00:03:08.965 --> 00:03:11.210 align:middle line:84% There's no fast food joint, so he can't even 00:03:11.210 --> 00:03:12.290 align:middle line:90% pull over and get out. 00:03:12.290 --> 00:03:13.960 align:middle line:90% Yeah, you do. 00:03:13.960 --> 00:03:17.015 align:middle line:84% There are people over one side, checking 00:03:17.015 --> 00:03:22.950 align:middle line:84% the place out, the second rate, unheard of, kind of. 00:03:22.950 --> 00:03:26.310 align:middle line:84% So you know when it's the counter, custom, 00:03:26.310 --> 00:03:28.050 align:middle line:90% but he got the usual. 00:03:28.050 --> 00:03:30.010 align:middle line:90% Focus on that. 00:03:30.010 --> 00:03:32.320 align:middle line:90% Let's sit down. 00:03:32.320 --> 00:03:35.329 align:middle line:90% The usual sitting place. 00:03:35.329 --> 00:03:36.750 align:middle line:90% He knew. 00:03:36.750 --> 00:03:40.435 align:middle line:84% I started to eat, and I realized, you know, 00:03:40.435 --> 00:03:42.730 align:middle line:90% that thing, time and place. 00:03:42.730 --> 00:03:44.080 align:middle line:90% Was it humid? 00:03:44.080 --> 00:03:48.340 align:middle line:84% I think that you know, I think that you know. 00:03:48.340 --> 00:03:50.810 align:middle line:90% I call it-- 00:03:50.810 --> 00:03:54.233 align:middle line:90% [MUSIC PLAYING] 00:03:54.233 --> 00:04:05.476 align:middle line:90% 00:04:05.476 --> 00:04:08.390 align:middle line:84% You know, so I just didn't know what to do. 00:04:08.390 --> 00:04:09.080 align:middle line:90% So I said, hey. 00:04:09.080 --> 00:04:11.210 align:middle line:84% I'll go up to the front counter and ask the lady. 00:04:11.210 --> 00:04:13.940 align:middle line:84% So I went up to the front counter and said, yeah. 00:04:13.940 --> 00:04:15.080 align:middle line:90% Excuse me, ma'am. 00:04:15.080 --> 00:04:16.459 align:middle line:90% Is that some real silverware? 00:04:16.459 --> 00:04:17.959 align:middle line:90% She goes, real silverware? 00:04:17.959 --> 00:04:20.240 align:middle line:90% That is real silverware! 00:04:20.240 --> 00:04:22.260 align:middle line:84% So, you know, then I just get really freaked out 00:04:22.260 --> 00:04:25.100 align:middle line:84% and then, like, slowly walked back, and I sat down 00:04:25.100 --> 00:04:26.180 align:middle line:90% and I thought about it. 00:04:26.180 --> 00:04:29.517 align:middle line:84% But, you know, it's just like tossing, 00:04:29.517 --> 00:04:31.100 align:middle line:84% you just have to, like, scoop them up. 00:04:31.100 --> 00:04:34.760 align:middle line:84% You know, stick them all in there and then scoop them up. 00:04:34.760 --> 00:04:36.410 align:middle line:84% So, you know, I'm like, hey, lady, 00:04:36.410 --> 00:04:38.415 align:middle line:84% maybe they really do have some silverware, 00:04:38.415 --> 00:04:39.540 align:middle line:90% but they're just hiding it. 00:04:39.540 --> 00:04:41.090 align:middle line:90% You know, like concealing it. 00:04:41.090 --> 00:04:43.340 align:middle line:84% So I get up and, you know, looked around. 00:04:43.340 --> 00:04:45.720 align:middle line:84% I looked everywhere, but they didn't have any. 00:04:45.720 --> 00:04:46.920 align:middle line:90% Nothing at all! 00:04:46.920 --> 00:04:49.470 align:middle line:84% You know, I just like blacked out. 00:04:49.470 --> 00:04:50.750 align:middle line:90% I didn't know what to do. 00:04:50.750 --> 00:04:52.940 align:middle line:84% You know, then I fell unconscious. 00:04:52.940 --> 00:04:56.390 align:middle line:84% You know, then woke up, and I stumbled out. 00:04:56.390 --> 00:04:57.380 align:middle line:90% And you know, I saw it. 00:04:57.380 --> 00:04:58.130 align:middle line:90% It was so bad! 00:04:58.130 --> 00:04:59.330 align:middle line:90% You know what I'm saying? 00:04:59.330 --> 00:05:01.437 align:middle line:84% You know, I still didn't know what to do with it. 00:05:01.437 --> 00:05:02.520 align:middle line:90% But she came with a frown. 00:05:02.520 --> 00:05:04.310 align:middle line:90% She said to just scoop them up. 00:05:04.310 --> 00:05:06.740 align:middle line:84% And, you know, it's looking straight at me, 00:05:06.740 --> 00:05:08.450 align:middle line:84% and then I just didn't know what to do. 00:05:08.450 --> 00:05:10.040 align:middle line:84% What are you supposed to do with these things? 00:05:10.040 --> 00:05:11.150 align:middle line:90% What do you do with them? 00:05:11.150 --> 00:05:12.020 align:middle line:90% I don't know! 00:05:12.020 --> 00:05:13.128 align:middle line:90% What do you do with them? 00:05:13.128 --> 00:05:14.670 align:middle line:84% What are you doing with these things? 00:05:14.670 --> 00:05:15.980 align:middle line:90% I don't know what to do! 00:05:15.980 --> 00:05:17.660 align:middle line:84% What do you do with these things? 00:05:17.660 --> 00:05:18.860 align:middle line:90% What do you do with them? 00:05:18.860 --> 00:05:20.010 align:middle line:90% What do you do with them? 00:05:20.010 --> 00:05:21.414 align:middle line:90% What do you do with them? 00:05:21.414 --> 00:05:23.884 align:middle line:90% [SCREAMS] 00:05:23.884 --> 00:05:37.222 align:middle line:90% 00:05:37.222 --> 00:05:40.680 align:middle line:90% [MUSIC PLAYING] 00:05:40.680 --> 00:05:43.150 align:middle line:90% 00:05:43.150 --> 00:05:46.220 align:middle line:90% (SINGING) The sky is a banana. 00:05:46.220 --> 00:05:49.340 align:middle line:90% 00:05:49.340 --> 00:05:52.342 align:middle line:90% The sun's a cantaloupe. 00:05:52.342 --> 00:05:55.400 align:middle line:90% 00:05:55.400 --> 00:06:07.240 align:middle line:84% Earth is an apple, and Saturn is a strawberry. 00:06:07.240 --> 00:06:17.534 align:middle line:84% Venus is a grapefruit, and Jupiter is some grapes. 00:06:17.534 --> 00:06:20.460 align:middle line:90% 00:06:20.460 --> 00:06:29.110 align:middle line:84% The universe is like a bowl of fruit, and it's nice, 00:06:29.110 --> 00:06:31.973 align:middle line:90% and it sure seems great. 00:06:31.973 --> 00:06:36.015 align:middle line:90% 00:06:36.015 --> 00:06:37.740 align:middle line:90% And one more I forgot. 00:06:37.740 --> 00:06:41.280 align:middle line:90% This is-- thanks. 00:06:41.280 --> 00:06:43.230 align:middle line:90% This is called "Blues to Gumby." 00:06:43.230 --> 00:06:45.940 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:06:45.940 --> 00:06:47.470 align:middle line:90% This is the last one. 00:06:47.470 --> 00:06:48.730 align:middle line:90% You guys stand up. 00:06:48.730 --> 00:06:49.690 align:middle line:90% OK? 00:06:49.690 --> 00:06:50.920 align:middle line:90% The necro-ambulance. 00:06:50.920 --> 00:06:52.120 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:06:52.120 --> 00:06:53.320 align:middle line:90% [APPLAUSE] 00:06:53.320 --> 00:06:54.029 align:middle line:90% Stand up. 00:06:54.029 --> 00:06:55.007 align:middle line:90% Come on! 00:06:55.007 --> 00:07:04.705 align:middle line:90% 00:07:04.705 --> 00:07:05.205 align:middle line:90% Gumby. 00:07:05.205 --> 00:07:08.035 align:middle line:90% 00:07:08.035 --> 00:07:08.535 align:middle line:90% Gumby. 00:07:08.535 --> 00:07:13.480 align:middle line:90% 00:07:13.480 --> 00:07:21.790 align:middle line:84% He was once a little green slab of clay, 00:07:21.790 --> 00:07:26.306 align:middle line:84% but you don't want to see what shape he's in today. 00:07:26.306 --> 00:07:30.560 align:middle line:90% 00:07:30.560 --> 00:07:33.880 align:middle line:90% Gumby got run over by a 4-by-4. 00:07:33.880 --> 00:07:34.810 align:middle line:90% Squish! 00:07:34.810 --> 00:07:39.250 align:middle line:84% Now his cheery green image is no more. 00:07:39.250 --> 00:07:42.730 align:middle line:90% Gumby got run over by a 4-by-4. 00:07:42.730 --> 00:07:43.510 align:middle line:90% Squish! 00:07:43.510 --> 00:07:47.440 align:middle line:90% Now he lies flat as a door. 00:07:47.440 --> 00:07:51.970 align:middle line:90% Suffering, Gumby died in pain. 00:07:51.970 --> 00:07:56.110 align:middle line:90% Pokey held his head in shame. 00:07:56.110 --> 00:08:02.110 align:middle line:84% The driver was killed by little kids, beat to death 00:08:02.110 --> 00:08:04.870 align:middle line:90% with garbage can lids. 00:08:04.870 --> 00:08:08.470 align:middle line:90% Gumby got run over by a 4-by-4! 00:08:08.470 --> 00:08:09.280 align:middle line:90% Squish! 00:08:09.280 --> 00:08:12.850 align:middle line:90% Gumby got run over by a 4-by-4. 00:08:12.850 --> 00:08:13.750 align:middle line:90% Squish! 00:08:13.750 --> 00:08:18.760 align:middle line:84% Now his cheery green image is no more. 00:08:18.760 --> 00:08:22.550 align:middle line:90% Gumby got run over by a 4-by-4. 00:08:22.550 --> 00:08:24.490 align:middle line:90% Squish! 00:08:24.490 --> 00:08:26.110 align:middle line:90% Thank you all a lot. 00:08:26.110 --> 00:08:29.460 align:middle line:90% [APPLAUSE] 00:08:29.460 --> 00:08:37.000 align:middle line:90%