WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.560 align:middle line:84% OK, I'm giving you a little tour of my last few years. 00:00:04.560 --> 00:00:09.440 align:middle line:84% So I'm going back to the moment when I returned to the US, 00:00:09.440 --> 00:00:11.720 align:middle line:90% in 2017. 00:00:11.720 --> 00:00:14.620 align:middle line:84% And this poem is called "What a Crazy Country." 00:00:14.620 --> 00:00:17.760 align:middle line:90% 00:00:17.760 --> 00:00:21.420 align:middle line:84% "Girls A through J--" this book is called Some Girls Walk 00:00:21.420 --> 00:00:24.510 align:middle line:90% Into the Country They Are From. 00:00:24.510 --> 00:00:30.390 align:middle line:84% I am Japanese and American, and I was returning to the US 00:00:30.390 --> 00:00:33.510 align:middle line:84% after having spent some time in Asia. 00:00:33.510 --> 00:00:35.430 align:middle line:90% "What a Crazy Country." 00:00:35.430 --> 00:00:38.460 align:middle line:84% "Girls A through J in a new land. 00:00:38.460 --> 00:00:41.370 align:middle line:84% As good and conscientious visitors, 00:00:41.370 --> 00:00:45.240 align:middle line:84% they dutifully abide by the laws of the new land. 00:00:45.240 --> 00:00:47.910 align:middle line:90% It would only be polite. 00:00:47.910 --> 00:00:51.270 align:middle line:84% And that is why, when girl A vomits, 00:00:51.270 --> 00:00:55.170 align:middle line:84% girl B extends her cupped hands to catch it. 00:00:55.170 --> 00:00:58.230 align:middle line:84% In this land, it is not permissible for vomit 00:00:58.230 --> 00:01:00.420 align:middle line:90% to touch the ground. 00:01:00.420 --> 00:01:04.440 align:middle line:84% Girl B then passes the vomit into girl C's cupped hands, 00:01:04.440 --> 00:01:07.950 align:middle line:84% who passes it to girl D's cupped hands, and so on. 00:01:07.950 --> 00:01:10.770 align:middle line:84% The hands of the girls who have already passed it forward 00:01:10.770 --> 00:01:13.150 align:middle line:90% are covered in a layer of vomit. 00:01:13.150 --> 00:01:15.570 align:middle line:84% They wait patiently for it to dry. 00:01:15.570 --> 00:01:19.550 align:middle line:84% They are not permitted to wash their hands." 00:01:19.550 --> 00:01:21.380 align:middle line:90% This is gross, I'm sorry. 00:01:21.380 --> 00:01:23.300 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:01:23.300 --> 00:01:24.530 align:middle line:90% I'm not sorry. 00:01:24.530 --> 00:01:26.120 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:01:26.120 --> 00:01:27.650 align:middle line:90% Because it is gross. 00:01:27.650 --> 00:01:30.470 align:middle line:84% "Round and around the vomit goes, until there is not 00:01:30.470 --> 00:01:32.300 align:middle line:90% enough left to pass on. 00:01:32.300 --> 00:01:34.610 align:middle line:84% When the passing of the vomit is complete, 00:01:34.610 --> 00:01:36.990 align:middle line:84% the girls move to a sunnier location 00:01:36.990 --> 00:01:39.590 align:middle line:84% so as to speed up the drying of the vomit layers 00:01:39.590 --> 00:01:41.990 align:middle line:84% on their hands, and then, finally, 00:01:41.990 --> 00:01:45.000 align:middle line:90% move on with their lives. 00:01:45.000 --> 00:01:48.450 align:middle line:84% Girl E is still processing what has happened to them 00:01:48.450 --> 00:01:52.290 align:middle line:84% in this new land when a local informant whispers something 00:01:52.290 --> 00:01:53.550 align:middle line:90% in her ear. 00:01:53.550 --> 00:01:57.360 align:middle line:84% What she hears makes girl E almost vomit. 00:01:57.360 --> 00:01:59.730 align:middle line:84% She tastes it at the back of her throat, 00:01:59.730 --> 00:02:04.640 align:middle line:84% but she just barely manages to swallow it back down." 00:02:04.640 --> 00:02:06.000 align:middle line:90%