"Onion (Not a Fruit)."
That's in parentheses, it says, Not a fruit.
"They chopped off your head during the Revolution.
Although you have a French passport,
I can tell you are a faker from your bad accent.
How dare you think that you could
float to the top in the soup of history?"
Do you remember the French Revolution?
You guys are too young.
Dude back there with the long hair is too young.