"Cherry."
"Her grandmother says, Cherry is sweet and kind.
If you ruin her, I'll come to your house,
drag you out by your ear, take a hard branch
off your crooked ancestry tree, and beat you blind.
And when I'm dead, I'll haunt you, curse you,
throw magic spells, turn you into a hapless, gonad-less
monkey just for thrills."
Oh, that's a nasty fruit poem.