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Another request.

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OK.

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To end.

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Let me see.

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One of the fruit poems.

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Huh?

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We got one of the fruit poems.

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(ALL) Fruit poems.

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Oh, the dude over there with
the, oh, with the long hair

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likes the fruit poems, he just--

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OK, they're a
pretty nasty fruit.

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OK.

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Are you ready for the
nasty fruit poems?

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OK.

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All right.

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[LAUGHS]

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All right.

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OK.

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These are like-- yeah, these
like little fruit poems

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that have a bite.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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They're weaponized fruit.

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[LAUGHTER]

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They may be squishy and sweet
on the outside, but yeah.

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This one is called "Melon."

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"Melon is hard on the
outside, tender on the inside.

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She has a magnificent
personality,

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so they bred her with
an invasive species.

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Now she is seedless
and childless,

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has become uncouth and jokey.

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She will die on the vine."

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[LAUGHS]