WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.230 align:middle line:84% Another fake sonnet, I call them sonnetnese, 00:00:03.230 --> 00:00:07.610 align:middle line:84% half sonnet, half a Chinese lyric. 00:00:07.610 --> 00:00:13.340 align:middle line:84% This one is called "Advice for E." 00:00:13.340 --> 00:00:20.180 align:middle line:84% "Be the stealth between stones, the abracadabra among clones. 00:00:20.180 --> 00:00:24.470 align:middle line:84% Be the fighting fish with a fancy tail, 00:00:24.470 --> 00:00:28.610 align:middle line:90% the wizard who defies gnomes. 00:00:28.610 --> 00:00:31.190 align:middle line:90% No worry, be happy. 00:00:31.190 --> 00:00:35.330 align:middle line:84% Missiles flying without innocents are dying. 00:00:35.330 --> 00:00:38.300 align:middle line:84% You're pretty nimble for your age. 00:00:38.300 --> 00:00:43.640 align:middle line:84% One day, a wombat, next day a sage. 00:00:43.640 --> 00:00:48.920 align:middle line:84% On the way to feeding a despot you summoned your rage. 00:00:48.920 --> 00:00:52.850 align:middle line:84% Most virtuous Mother, don't be fooled, 00:00:52.850 --> 00:00:57.260 align:middle line:84% they will bomb our shelter, scorch our earth. 00:00:57.260 --> 00:01:02.240 align:middle line:84% Unwind, regroup, turn swine into pearl. 00:01:02.240 --> 00:01:08.090 align:middle line:84% Be the change you want to see in the girl." 00:01:08.090 --> 00:01:08.990 align:middle line:90% So. 00:01:08.990 --> 00:01:12.340 align:middle line:90% [APPLAUSE]