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I'm going to read
some fake sonnets,

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because I've yet to write
a perfect Shakespearean or

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Italian sonnet.

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I can't-- the sonnets, they
start sounding like Elizabethan

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Chin-English, so I have
to write fake sonnets.

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And this one is
called "Girl Sage."

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"I'm the yellow girl who flunked
algebra, calculus, Sudoku,

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all matter of math, who
shouted "praecepta, excreta!"

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on the debate team, then vaped
all night reading Sylvia Plath.

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Skipped social studies
because duh, I'm antisocial.

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TikToked a bloody dance battle
with Norco girl gang trash.

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Granny canes me hard,
makes me kowtow to some

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toothless, clawless ancestor.

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Brother shouts, You're
a disgrace to our race,

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loser brat.

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Time to escape in
my Shaolin jetpack,

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avenge the fallen
mothership, never turn back.

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The sage wears a double-bladed
necklace, so what?

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The world is unjust."

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So, yeah.

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[CLAPPING]