WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.290 align:middle line:90% 00:00:01.290 --> 00:00:03.600 align:middle line:90% Elfred the Dancer. 00:00:03.600 --> 00:00:06.237 align:middle line:84% Red and orange scarves and an atmosphere of all of history 00:00:06.237 --> 00:00:06.945 align:middle line:90% at the same time. 00:00:06.945 --> 00:00:09.390 align:middle line:90% 00:00:09.390 --> 00:00:10.890 align:middle line:84% I should say about stage directions. 00:00:10.890 --> 00:00:14.010 align:middle line:84% I had a stage direction in the early play of mine, The Earth 00:00:14.010 --> 00:00:15.630 align:middle line:90% Splits in Two Like an Orange. 00:00:15.630 --> 00:00:17.580 align:middle line:84% And the artist Red Grooms was doing the sets. 00:00:17.580 --> 00:00:19.500 align:middle line:84% And I said, Red, I'm sorry about this. 00:00:19.500 --> 00:00:21.010 align:middle line:84% He said, oh Kenneth, that's from-- 00:00:21.010 --> 00:00:23.925 align:middle line:84% Oh, Kenneth, that's no problem at all. 00:00:23.925 --> 00:00:25.550 align:middle line:84% Red thought that was an easy one. 00:00:25.550 --> 00:00:28.470 align:middle line:90% Anyway. 00:00:28.470 --> 00:00:30.060 align:middle line:84% This is called Elfred the Dancer. 00:00:30.060 --> 00:00:32.790 align:middle line:84% Elfred: when maids become historians, 00:00:32.790 --> 00:00:36.000 align:middle line:84% and summer skies change to violent thunder, 00:00:36.000 --> 00:00:39.780 align:middle line:84% rattling scarves or plates, then Macedon at last yields 00:00:39.780 --> 00:00:43.440 align:middle line:84% to Greek influence, and conquers while being conquered. 00:00:43.440 --> 00:00:45.030 align:middle line:90% Alexander did this. 00:00:45.030 --> 00:00:47.370 align:middle line:90% The story is told by his maid. 00:00:47.370 --> 00:00:49.110 align:middle line:90% Alexander had no maid. 00:00:49.110 --> 00:00:51.798 align:middle line:90% I am Elfred the dancer. 00:00:51.798 --> 00:00:52.298 align:middle line:90%