WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.350 align:middle line:90% 00:00:01.350 --> 00:00:05.310 align:middle line:84% Here is a poem I wrote called "Tenderloin." 00:00:05.310 --> 00:00:10.110 align:middle line:84% I was writing specifically about an area in San Francisco. 00:00:10.110 --> 00:00:13.560 align:middle line:84% And when I'd written the poem, I wondered 00:00:13.560 --> 00:00:15.720 align:middle line:84% what people would make of it outside of San 00:00:15.720 --> 00:00:18.640 align:middle line:84% Francisco, like if they were reading it in England, 00:00:18.640 --> 00:00:19.660 align:middle line:90% for example. 00:00:19.660 --> 00:00:22.320 align:middle line:84% So I wondered if the word was in the dictionary, as 00:00:22.320 --> 00:00:24.310 align:middle line:84% opposed to meaning tenderloin from steak, 00:00:24.310 --> 00:00:26.280 align:middle line:90% of course, a tenderloin steak. 00:00:26.280 --> 00:00:31.680 align:middle line:84% And I found some very interesting definitions. 00:00:31.680 --> 00:00:33.220 align:middle line:90% Two definitions. 00:00:33.220 --> 00:00:35.610 align:middle line:84% One, a former district of New York City 00:00:35.610 --> 00:00:38.400 align:middle line:84% from 23rd to 42nd Streets west of Broadway 00:00:38.400 --> 00:00:41.100 align:middle line:84% where vice flourished and police corruption was common. 00:00:41.100 --> 00:00:44.140 align:middle line:84% Sounds very like it is today, isn't it, 00:00:44.140 --> 00:00:47.730 align:middle line:84% in New York City in that particular area? 00:00:47.730 --> 00:00:51.720 align:middle line:84% Two, any urban district noted for its nightlife, incidence 00:00:51.720 --> 00:00:54.030 align:middle line:90% of crime, and police leniency. 00:00:54.030 --> 00:00:57.300 align:middle line:84% Notice how where vice flourished has become nightlife. 00:00:57.300 --> 00:01:02.280 align:middle line:84% And police corruption has become police leniency. 00:01:02.280 --> 00:01:04.468 align:middle line:84% So I guess you've got a tenderloin in Tucson. 00:01:04.468 --> 00:01:05.010 align:middle line:90% I don't know. 00:01:05.010 --> 00:01:06.630 align:middle line:90% Do you? 00:01:06.630 --> 00:01:09.602 align:middle line:90% Is there an area called that? 00:01:09.602 --> 00:01:10.580 align:middle line:90% No. 00:01:10.580 --> 00:01:12.710 align:middle line:90% No, not yet. 00:01:12.710 --> 00:01:13.340 align:middle line:90% Give us time. 00:01:13.340 --> 00:01:16.870 align:middle line:90% 00:01:16.870 --> 00:01:20.755 align:middle line:84% And I'm making play also with the phrase-- 00:01:20.755 --> 00:01:23.540 align:middle line:90% 00:01:23.540 --> 00:01:25.960 align:middle line:84% I'm making a pun on tender loin-- 00:01:25.960 --> 00:01:28.540 align:middle line:90% tenderloins. 00:01:28.540 --> 00:01:31.240 align:middle line:84% The reason that these districts were called that, I have since 00:01:31.240 --> 00:01:34.060 align:middle line:84% learned, was that the corrupt police, 00:01:34.060 --> 00:01:36.460 align:middle line:84% instead of eating hamburgers, were 00:01:36.460 --> 00:01:39.400 align:middle line:84% able to eat free meals of tenderloin steak 00:01:39.400 --> 00:01:41.563 align:middle line:90% in the tenderloin. 00:01:41.563 --> 00:01:42.980 align:middle line:84% That's what I've been told anyway. 00:01:42.980 --> 00:01:47.110 align:middle line:90% 00:01:47.110 --> 00:01:50.260 align:middle line:90% "Tenderloin." 00:01:50.260 --> 00:01:57.340 align:middle line:84% This poverty recognizes a street only as link between corners, 00:01:57.340 --> 00:01:59.890 align:middle line:90% greasy with expedient. 00:01:59.890 --> 00:02:04.300 align:middle line:84% Corners turned or waited on, slippery as they may be, 00:02:04.300 --> 00:02:08.960 align:middle line:84% for transactions or news of them. 00:02:08.960 --> 00:02:12.170 align:middle line:84% Not poverty beaten down, poverty, rather, 00:02:12.170 --> 00:02:16.660 align:middle line:84% on the make without being clever enough to make it. 00:02:16.660 --> 00:02:20.590 align:middle line:90% Smallish sums pass hands. 00:02:20.590 --> 00:02:24.280 align:middle line:84% This poverty seeks out stereotype-- 00:02:24.280 --> 00:02:29.860 align:middle line:84% gentle black whore, foul-mouthed old cripple, snarling skinhead, 00:02:29.860 --> 00:02:33.040 align:middle line:84% tottering transvestite, et cetera. 00:02:33.040 --> 00:02:34.780 align:middle line:90% City romantics. 00:02:34.780 --> 00:02:37.045 align:middle line:90% Come on, you, obey your impulse. 00:02:37.045 --> 00:02:38.920 align:middle line:84% Costs only a little more than in the country. 00:02:38.920 --> 00:02:41.590 align:middle line:90% 00:02:41.590 --> 00:02:43.680 align:middle line:90% It's also slippery. 00:02:43.680 --> 00:02:48.780 align:middle line:84% But you might say one lubricant is as good as another. 00:02:48.780 --> 00:02:52.081 align:middle line:84% And there's no such thing as an insincere erection, is there? 00:02:52.081 --> 00:02:54.970 align:middle line:90% 00:02:54.970 --> 00:02:57.430 align:middle line:90% Think of the Spanish fly. 00:02:57.430 --> 00:03:03.280 align:middle line:84% It irritates the urethra, which has been capable, however, 00:03:03.280 --> 00:03:07.360 align:middle line:84% of responding to more delicate stimuli. 00:03:07.360 --> 00:03:11.500 align:middle line:84% And of the loins too, firm, open slopes 00:03:11.500 --> 00:03:16.720 align:middle line:84% that lead to the padded valley, tender loin. 00:03:16.720 --> 00:03:19.630 align:middle line:84% Protecting the serviceable channel and glands, 00:03:19.630 --> 00:03:23.380 align:middle line:84% delicate almost as eyeballs, tenderness 00:03:23.380 --> 00:03:26.920 align:middle line:90% anesthetized and irritated. 00:03:26.920 --> 00:03:28.840 align:middle line:90% Strip it bare. 00:03:28.840 --> 00:03:34.300 align:middle line:84% Grease it well with its own foul lubricant against the grit 00:03:34.300 --> 00:03:36.520 align:middle line:90% of its own sharp corners. 00:03:36.520 --> 00:03:38.050 align:middle line:90% Scrape it to orgasm. 00:03:38.050 --> 00:03:42.680 align:middle line:90% 00:03:42.680 --> 00:03:44.530 align:middle line:90% Nasty poem. 00:03:44.530 --> 00:03:47.000 align:middle line:90%