WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.393 align:middle line:90% 00:00:01.393 --> 00:00:03.810 align:middle line:84% Well, I don't know if this next poem needs any explanation 00:00:03.810 --> 00:00:04.864 align:middle line:90% particularly. 00:00:04.864 --> 00:00:15.980 align:middle line:90% 00:00:15.980 --> 00:00:17.870 align:middle line:84% You know, I think in the classroom 00:00:17.870 --> 00:00:20.210 align:middle line:84% they refer to poems that are self-reflexive, 00:00:20.210 --> 00:00:23.320 align:middle line:84% poems that are talking about themselves while they're 00:00:23.320 --> 00:00:23.820 align:middle line:90% going on. 00:00:23.820 --> 00:00:26.810 align:middle line:90% You know what I mean? 00:00:26.810 --> 00:00:28.220 align:middle line:90% This isn't one of them. 00:00:28.220 --> 00:00:29.882 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:00:29.882 --> 00:00:31.340 align:middle line:84% No, I mean, this is the poem that's 00:00:31.340 --> 00:00:35.564 align:middle line:84% self-reflexive toward the place I do my writing. 00:00:35.564 --> 00:00:38.060 align:middle line:90% You know? 00:00:38.060 --> 00:00:41.125 align:middle line:84% So it's a little bit inbred, in that sense. 00:00:41.125 --> 00:00:46.955 align:middle line:84% It's about just sort of hanging around a place, your place. 00:00:46.955 --> 00:00:50.110 align:middle line:90% 00:00:50.110 --> 00:00:52.990 align:middle line:84% It's called, "Thoughts While Reading The Sand Reckoner." 00:00:52.990 --> 00:00:59.412 align:middle line:90% 00:00:59.412 --> 00:01:05.170 align:middle line:90% Um, nothing. 00:01:05.170 --> 00:01:07.600 align:middle line:90% "What nourishes the polar star? 00:01:07.600 --> 00:01:10.360 align:middle line:90% That's a story I refuse to tell. 00:01:10.360 --> 00:01:14.200 align:middle line:84% Bellhops lacking a pineapple, or the secret ingredients 00:01:14.200 --> 00:01:18.310 align:middle line:84% of bubble bath, itself a derailed story. 00:01:18.310 --> 00:01:22.990 align:middle line:84% And still, stuntmen by the school are washed ashore. 00:01:22.990 --> 00:01:26.770 align:middle line:84% What would be appropriate here is deep-fried calamares 00:01:26.770 --> 00:01:31.000 align:middle line:84% or the sound of a crossbow humming. 00:01:31.000 --> 00:01:33.040 align:middle line:90% I've been reading for hours. 00:01:33.040 --> 00:01:36.070 align:middle line:84% I'm counting every little grain of sand. 00:01:36.070 --> 00:01:41.140 align:middle line:84% Saturday night in Amherst, Archimedes is my man. 00:01:41.140 --> 00:01:43.690 align:middle line:84% I drift toward nightfall, renaming 00:01:43.690 --> 00:01:46.150 align:middle line:84% all the recent immigrants from Antarctica. 00:01:46.150 --> 00:01:49.240 align:middle line:84% We shall have a good voyage if god is willing. 00:01:49.240 --> 00:01:52.780 align:middle line:84% Disconsolate bunglers, incalculable cloves, 00:01:52.780 --> 00:01:56.290 align:middle line:90% the ship sang, ginger scurvy. 00:01:56.290 --> 00:01:57.460 align:middle line:90% Then I took one of them--" 00:01:57.460 --> 00:02:01.660 align:middle line:84% This poem is-- [LAUGHS] I actually like it, 00:02:01.660 --> 00:02:02.860 align:middle line:90% but I don't expect you to. 00:02:02.860 --> 00:02:06.276 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:02:06.276 --> 00:02:07.260 align:middle line:90% 00:02:07.260 --> 00:02:09.789 align:middle line:84% "Then I took one of them around to see chlorophyll working 00:02:09.789 --> 00:02:12.340 align:middle line:84% in the meadow, and later brought him a porkpie hat." 00:02:12.340 --> 00:02:13.150 align:middle line:90% This is insane. 00:02:13.150 --> 00:02:14.890 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:02:14.890 --> 00:02:16.120 align:middle line:90% "Night was coming on. 00:02:16.120 --> 00:02:18.070 align:middle line:84% Hell, night had come and gone and I 00:02:18.070 --> 00:02:21.420 align:middle line:84% was still reading, reading my way through the library. 00:02:21.420 --> 00:02:24.550 align:middle line:84% Night had come and gone, leaving not a trace except me. 00:02:24.550 --> 00:02:28.150 align:middle line:84% And I, by necessity, had moved on 00:02:28.150 --> 00:02:31.780 align:middle line:84% and was by now reading Magellan's Voyage, a Narrative 00:02:31.780 --> 00:02:34.420 align:middle line:84% Account of the First Circumnavigation, 00:02:34.420 --> 00:02:36.970 align:middle line:90% by Antonio Pigafetta. 00:02:36.970 --> 00:02:40.750 align:middle line:84% Poor mad Ferdinand died spectacularly at the hands 00:02:40.750 --> 00:02:42.340 align:middle line:90% of Filipino warriors. 00:02:42.340 --> 00:02:46.030 align:middle line:84% 1700 years before, a fellow named 00:02:46.030 --> 00:02:49.540 align:middle line:84% Eratosthenes calculated the circumference of the Earth 00:02:49.540 --> 00:02:52.930 align:middle line:90% to be 24,650 miles. 00:02:52.930 --> 00:02:57.280 align:middle line:90% Not a bad guess, only 225 off. 00:02:57.280 --> 00:03:00.520 align:middle line:84% Well, I was reading about all these stargazers 00:03:00.520 --> 00:03:02.890 align:middle line:84% and felt this aching desire for a newer 00:03:02.890 --> 00:03:05.920 align:middle line:84% world when Adventures of a Red Sea Smuggler 00:03:05.920 --> 00:03:07.900 align:middle line:90% tumbled off the shelf. 00:03:07.900 --> 00:03:11.050 align:middle line:84% I love Henry de Monfreid for writing, 00:03:11.050 --> 00:03:12.970 align:middle line:90% 'I went to see the pyramids. 00:03:12.970 --> 00:03:15.220 align:middle line:84% What a disappointment they were to me.'" 00:03:15.220 --> 00:03:17.500 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:03:17.500 --> 00:03:21.770 align:middle line:84% His reason, the majesty of the desert could not be obscured. 00:03:21.770 --> 00:03:22.720 align:middle line:90% Hmm, I like that line. 00:03:22.720 --> 00:03:25.310 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:03:25.310 --> 00:03:25.810 align:middle line:90% 00:03:25.810 --> 00:03:30.340 align:middle line:84% "Sunday morning in Amherst, I have spotted a water buffalo. 00:03:30.340 --> 00:03:33.220 align:middle line:84% Emily Dickinson has decided to purchase several mohair 00:03:33.220 --> 00:03:34.630 align:middle line:90% jackets. 00:03:34.630 --> 00:03:36.910 align:middle line:84% But it is Sunday and, I regret to report, 00:03:36.910 --> 00:03:39.550 align:middle line:84% she has not been a very good neighbor lately. 00:03:39.550 --> 00:03:44.170 align:middle line:84% "Tears are my angels now," she said to me, around 4:00 AM. 00:03:44.170 --> 00:03:46.120 align:middle line:84% 'But are they interested in Cedar Rapids?' 00:03:46.120 --> 00:03:47.500 align:middle line:90% I asked. 00:03:47.500 --> 00:03:51.130 align:middle line:84% 'I'm not qualified to say,' was her sorry reply. 00:03:51.130 --> 00:03:55.540 align:middle line:84% And so I went, the sound of a crossbow humming, my own jungle 00:03:55.540 --> 00:03:58.270 align:middle line:84% fever, my weary and blossoming soul 00:03:58.270 --> 00:04:01.360 align:middle line:84% was passed from hand to hand to hand. 00:04:01.360 --> 00:04:05.480 align:middle line:84% I was resting in the center of some huge pageant when a human 00:04:05.480 --> 00:04:10.120 align:middle line:84% standing next to me said, 'There must be more,' and set out 00:04:10.120 --> 00:04:14.680 align:middle line:84% to find it, against all odds, against the known sum. 00:04:14.680 --> 00:04:16.930 align:middle line:84% And years later, either came back 00:04:16.930 --> 00:04:19.300 align:middle line:84% or didn't, was the biggest fool ever, 00:04:19.300 --> 00:04:24.310 align:middle line:84% or shines there on the horizon, like a newly minted coin 00:04:24.310 --> 00:04:25.270 align:middle line:90% of hope. 00:04:25.270 --> 00:04:28.060 align:middle line:84% And those who stayed and mocked, and those 00:04:28.060 --> 00:04:32.500 align:middle line:84% who merely read about it later, the grains of untrammeled sand 00:04:32.500 --> 00:04:36.220 align:middle line:84% fall through their brains long after the sojourner 00:04:36.220 --> 00:04:38.550 align:middle line:90% has begun to snore." 00:04:38.550 --> 00:04:40.000 align:middle line:90%