WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.660 align:middle line:90% 00:00:00.660 --> 00:00:03.120 align:middle line:90% Next poem is called "A Wedding." 00:00:03.120 --> 00:00:07.220 align:middle line:90% 00:00:07.220 --> 00:00:09.980 align:middle line:84% She was in terrible pain the whole day 00:00:09.980 --> 00:00:12.050 align:middle line:90% as she had been for months. 00:00:12.050 --> 00:00:16.219 align:middle line:84% A slipped disk and there is nothing more painful. 00:00:16.219 --> 00:00:21.020 align:middle line:84% She herself was a nurse's aide also a poet just beginning 00:00:21.020 --> 00:00:22.835 align:middle line:84% to make a name for her nom de plume. 00:00:22.835 --> 00:00:27.870 align:middle line:90% 00:00:27.870 --> 00:00:30.410 align:middle line:84% As with most things in life, it happened 00:00:30.410 --> 00:00:32.675 align:middle line:84% when she was changing channels on her television. 00:00:32.675 --> 00:00:35.330 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHING] 00:00:35.330 --> 00:00:37.470 align:middle line:84% The lucky man, on the other hand, 00:00:37.470 --> 00:00:41.240 align:middle line:84% was smiling for the first time in his life, and it was fake. 00:00:41.240 --> 00:00:44.048 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHING] 00:00:44.048 --> 00:00:45.460 align:middle line:90% 00:00:45.460 --> 00:00:51.160 align:middle line:84% He was an aspiring philosopher of dubious potential, 00:00:51.160 --> 00:00:55.480 align:middle line:84% very serious but somehow lacking in essential depth. 00:00:55.480 --> 00:00:57.490 align:middle line:84% He could have been an adequate undertaker. 00:00:57.490 --> 00:00:59.470 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHING] 00:00:59.470 --> 00:01:02.380 align:middle line:84% It was not the first time for either of them. 00:01:02.380 --> 00:01:07.600 align:middle line:84% It was a civil service with no music, few flowers. 00:01:07.600 --> 00:01:12.760 align:middle line:84% Still, there was a slow and erratic tide of champagne, 00:01:12.760 --> 00:01:16.870 align:middle line:84% corks shot clear into the trees and flash 00:01:16.870 --> 00:01:20.530 align:middle line:84% cubes, instant photos, some blurred 00:01:20.530 --> 00:01:24.430 align:middle line:84% and some too revealing, cake slices that aren't what 00:01:24.430 --> 00:01:26.860 align:middle line:90% they were meant to be. 00:01:26.860 --> 00:01:28.960 align:middle line:84% The bride slept through much of it, 00:01:28.960 --> 00:01:34.000 align:middle line:84% and never did we figure out who was on whose team. 00:01:34.000 --> 00:01:35.920 align:middle line:84% I think the groom meant it in the end 00:01:35.920 --> 00:01:39.250 align:middle line:84% when he said we never thought anyone would come. 00:01:39.250 --> 00:01:42.010 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHING] 00:01:42.010 --> 00:01:44.770 align:middle line:90% 00:01:44.770 --> 00:01:49.030 align:middle line:84% We were not the first to arrive, nor the last to leave. 00:01:49.030 --> 00:01:50.590 align:middle line:90% Who knows? 00:01:50.590 --> 00:01:53.140 align:middle line:84% It may all turn out for the best. 00:01:53.140 --> 00:01:56.290 align:middle line:84% And who really cares about such special days. 00:01:56.290 --> 00:01:58.990 align:middle line:90% They are not what we live for. 00:01:58.990 --> 00:02:02.830 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHING] 00:02:02.830 --> 00:02:05.200 align:middle line:84% I always feel particularly rotten 00:02:05.200 --> 00:02:08.320 align:middle line:90% when I read that last line. 00:02:08.320 --> 00:02:13.090 align:middle line:84% I can feel rotten about a lot of my poems, but I really mean it. 00:02:13.090 --> 00:02:16.140 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:02:16.140 --> 00:02:25.294 align:middle line:90%