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This is called
"The Wild Cheese".

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"A head of cheese raised
by wolves or mushrooms

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recently rolled
into the village.

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It could neither talk
nor walk upright.

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[LAUGHTER]

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Small snarling boys
ran circles around it.

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And just as they
began throwing stones,

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the mayor appeared
and dispersed them.

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He took the poor ignorant
head of cheese home,

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and his wife scrubbed
it all afternoon--

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[LAUGHTER]

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--before cutting it with a knife
and serving it after dinner.

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The guests were delighted and
exclaimed far into the night,

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'That certainly was
a wild cheese.'"

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[LAUGHTER]

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