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This is called "Paint
'Til You Faint."

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[LAUGHING]

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House, house, go away.

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[LAUGHING]

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You're looking prettier
all the time and, look me,

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I'm a rag, a brush,
a mop, a hammer.

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I'm your lowly employee,
not what I intended.

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I wanted shelter, a
self-propelled houseboat.

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House painting for
a fortnight now,

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I have no idea how long
I've been stroking wide,

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up, down, back, forth when
I slapped a good juicy

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one across my face.

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I can't get mad at
a fool like that.

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I kept painting as
if nothing happened.

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I was in a hurry to get to the
fine work, so I painted an ant

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and then I wrote my name
across the forehead of a flea.

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[LAUGHING]

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Anything domestic like
this truly innervates me.

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Cash-monster, time-monster,
thought police,

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I keep painting.

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I would paint the milkman,
but he is already painted.

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I'd like to get my brush inside
that mole hole, the boob who

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sold me this bill of goods.

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The neighbors have
witnessed my devotion

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to this busted
cesspool of a castle,

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and now I am a deacon in
the church of their values.

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Silently, silently, we
have painted ourselves

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into this little plot of brown.

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Actually it says Earth.

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This little plot of Earth.

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But now I'd like
to paint something

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more abstract like love
or death or despair,

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paint checkerboards on the
idly curious, brand them.

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Soon enough this cloud will have
to be torn apart and patched

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and then painted again.

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My arms weigh about 3
tons, spaghetti legs.

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Suddenly I feel drawn
back to the ocean floor

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which never needs painting.

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There I plop my head on a hungry
mollusk, adroit chiliastic sub

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rosa luffing.

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Adroit?

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Dexterous in the
use of the hands

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or in the exercise of
the mental faculties,

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ready in invention or execution.

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Chiliastic, the belief
in Christ return to earth

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to reign during the millennium.

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Sub rosa, under the rose,
covertly, privately,

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confidentially.

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Luffing, sailing his
ship closer to the wind.

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Which is to suggest that the
house doesn't get painted.

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A guy gets carried away looking
up words in the dictionary.

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[LAUGHING]

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Just what he wanted
to be doing all along.

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[LAUGHING]

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