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Gary, I hope you
mention pork or bacon

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because it seems to be a trend.

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Although I'm not going to
say anything more about it.

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I think, David, I think I'm
off the pork after that.

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Now I want to support the
factory workers, but what could

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I do?

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That was some harsh--

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there's some harsh
realities there.

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This one is from my book.

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People keep thinking
it's about fashion.

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I'm not so sure.

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Your one good dress
should never be light.

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That kind of thing feels
like 100 shiny-headed waifs,

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backlit and skeletal.

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Approaching, dripping and in
unison murmuring, 'we are you.'

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No.

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And the red dress (think about
it: redress) is all neck hole.

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The brown is a big wet beard
with, of course, a back slit.

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You're only as sick
as your secrets.

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There is an argument for the
dull chic, the dirty olive

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and the Cinderelly.

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But those who exhort it are
only part of the conspiracy.

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'Shimmer-shmimmer', they'll say.

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Lush-smush.

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Do not listen.

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It's a part of the
anti-obvious movement

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and it's sheer
matricide, ask your mom.

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It would kill her
if you were U-G-L-Y.

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And is it a crime
to wonder, am I?

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In the dark a dare, am I now?

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You put on your Niña, your
Pinta, your Santa María.

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Make it simple to last
your whole life long.

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Make it black, glassy, or deep.

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Your body is opium and you
are its only true smoker.

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This black dress is
your one good dress,

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bury your children in it.

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Visit your pokey
hometown friends in it.

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Go missing for days.

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Taking it off never matters,
that just wears you down."

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