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I'll do one little
tiny one and then--

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OK, is that all right?

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And I spent a lot of time
in the airport yesterday

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and this is reminding me.

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Did you ever notice pilots?

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Pilots always walk around like--

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[LAUGHTER]

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Don't they?

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And it's like, excuse me?

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You know?

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Get a life.

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[LAUGHTER]

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And I would get so
pissed off just watching.

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Like, so what you
flew a plane, so?

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[LAUGHTER]

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Anyway, so this is called
"The Way Pilots Walk."

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[LAUGHTER]

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You can't do anything
in front of a poet

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because we will write about you.

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[LAUGHTER]

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The way pilots walk, like
their cocks and haunches

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are heavy with it.

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Arrogant past Starbucks and
baggage claim, past flinching

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monitors to the C gates, pilots
slide [? navy ?] increase.

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Chiseled head, swiveling in
the bare tolerance of we,

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the ground-bound.

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Their faces are chapped
by a higher sun.

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Their pompadour is
glossy and blade cut.

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They live a huger
life, awfully close

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to heaven where blessings begin.

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How smug are those little hats?

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Dripping with mysterious medals.

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Shaped like a salute to
the men beneath them.

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We bear bowed, pissed witness
to their dismissive sniffs.

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The oh-so-holier-than-thou
in their hips.

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There's no bound script
for that sexy moment when

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the wise guy inhales
the laughable machines

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and folds their hurtling
heartbeats into bloom.

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Go on.

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Join the club.

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Envy their asses.

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And pray towards them.

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Every fly boy is your fate
wearing a crisp little uniform.

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A quirk of pulse, a sleepless
night, a flick of his wrist

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could kill you and
100 other yous.

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As maddening as
it may be, there's

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just no answer to that strut.

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It says, fuck you,
I've got the air.

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[LAUGHTER]

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[APPLAUSE]

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