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OK.

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Do it, Reg.

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Hey, man.

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All right.

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"Some Pentameters of Texas" and
more and more of these states,

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some of this is in quotes.

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But I won't make those
funny hand signals.

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"America is in love
with what is new.

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Partner you can take
that to the bank.

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But this ain't really love.

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It's just a way to
keep on spending

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all our heart earned cash.

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Profit and putrefy are
words derived from the same

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Indo-European root, words
signifying and "euro-logical".

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One of our agents will
be with you shortly.

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Thank you for
continuing to hold.

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I would rather he
was inside the tent

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and pissing out than
outside pissing in.

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Honey, do you want
to talk about it?

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Well, call me later when
you feel like talking.

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If you are at a TouchTone
phone, press one.

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Please, clearly say the
number of the flight.

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Would you like
departure or arrival?

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The captain has turned
on the seat belt sign.

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And there might be
some turbulence.

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Hang on.

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He liked to break my neck.

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He hugged me so hard.

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But once we got to
flying right, he

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said, howdy, and tried to
sell me some damn thing,

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not that I don't
need an angle myself.

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I will string the old
beads you are saving.

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Any ironing you
need doing, ma'am?

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Can I cut your grass for you
today or do your income taxes

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for you or help you
with your home computer,

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paint your house?

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For sale, eight purebred
beagle puppies, cheap.

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¿Cómo puedo servirle a Usted?

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Do y'all speak any
English in this store?

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Let me get a little bit ahead.

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Let me ride that
rocket ship you got.

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Compassionate
conservatism's horse shit.

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We all know that
for a Texas fact.

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Across the hot damned
summer, the Spanish Moss

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is hanging from those
crooked dollar signs.

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Money unlike water
flows upstream.

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Turkey buzzards roost
on cell phone towers.

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God is an invaginating absence.

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I'm not the man I
didn't even used to be.

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Would you like fries
to go with that?

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You got to get some
nighttime entertainment,

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you go to the whorehouse
to get some whore.

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You got to fix your
fence that's fallen down,

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you go to the war
house to get some war."

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