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This is called "Gawker."

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You are toilet head.

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No, I am toilet head.

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You are moose.

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Your hose is a
moose's silver hose.

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It goes into the garden.

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God's mad, everyone out.

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We sniff glue.

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I have a medium sized
White House in my sperm.

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We can't decide who to sue.

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You are not moose, exactly.

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Because your mother wasn't.

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Allowances have to be made, like
when the new recruits line up,

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backs to the big
ass light source.

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Are they angels or snakes?

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Sometimes, they were rain at
sea, the monogrammed elastic.

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Closer, closer.

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Things get out of hand.

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An affidavit,
thrown into a bush.

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So long ago, the bush burns it.

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Rain helps digestively.

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A red-wing blackbird dies.

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No one will forget.

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No, did and shouldn't.

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The fact to you,
to no longer moose.

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How does it feel
to be the biggest

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marsupial in North America?

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Like you're about to be killed?

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Would your sister's
vaginal opening welcome me?

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Not that I'm asking.

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For a talking non-moose,
you don't say much.

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I like that in chairs, too.

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Everyone else is a fucking liar.

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Look at their root hairs.

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Their briefcases
full of yum-yums.

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But here is a parking sticker.

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It makes you an emeritus.

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There's so much to
love in this world,

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I forgive you for feeling
you're about to die.

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I cannot be your golden bra.

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Let's get drunk and break
stuff against each other.

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How many African gods fall out?

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Let's form insignia.

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People will think we've
been to war together.

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Parts of the map
will make us sniffle.

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Parades will make us moan.

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A moan is the moon pulling
something out of you.

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You owe the moon a lot.

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Payback time.

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Look at the sea, mooning.

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Have a havoc.

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Now is the time
for our evacuation.

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I mean the occasion.

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The big dictionary
is our Grand Guignol.

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I am feeling interstitial.

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Let's catch up on
your correspondence.

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Simplicity of structure
and lucidity of phrase

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permits a vastly
disparate tonal array.

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Or something.

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What other explanation
for the rainbow?

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Forgiveness is the
puppy in our parlor.

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Here comes the snow.

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Would that it would never end.

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