WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.990 align:middle line:90% 00:00:03.990 --> 00:00:06.090 align:middle line:90% Thank you, Frances. 00:00:06.090 --> 00:00:07.829 align:middle line:90% Thank you, my dear friend, Matt. 00:00:07.829 --> 00:00:14.680 align:middle line:90% 00:00:14.680 --> 00:00:16.120 align:middle line:90% This is called, "Dear Reader." 00:00:16.120 --> 00:00:20.440 align:middle line:90% 00:00:20.440 --> 00:00:24.010 align:middle line:90% And it begins with the title. 00:00:24.010 --> 00:00:28.690 align:middle line:84% "Dear reader, my nightmares are your confetti 00:00:28.690 --> 00:00:32.680 align:middle line:84% so you may step over tiny skulls like a satrap 00:00:32.680 --> 00:00:36.910 align:middle line:90% among unhousebroken whippets. 00:00:36.910 --> 00:00:39.640 align:middle line:84% The sour diapers of morning give way 00:00:39.640 --> 00:00:43.870 align:middle line:84% to the overripe plums of noon, give way to the designer 00:00:43.870 --> 00:00:47.200 align:middle line:90% cheeses of evening. 00:00:47.200 --> 00:00:50.260 align:middle line:90% Then night is no one's problem. 00:00:50.260 --> 00:00:53.290 align:middle line:84% How tender it is with its murderers, 00:00:53.290 --> 00:00:57.130 align:middle line:84% how consoling to its trillionaires 00:00:57.130 --> 00:01:01.510 align:middle line:84% that lost space man music in the pines, god 00:01:01.510 --> 00:01:05.740 align:middle line:90% opening his box of fishhooks. 00:01:05.740 --> 00:01:07.600 align:middle line:90% Dear reader. 00:01:07.600 --> 00:01:11.650 align:middle line:84% I thought I was prepared, but I'm never prepared. 00:01:11.650 --> 00:01:14.320 align:middle line:90% But please, take this. 00:01:14.320 --> 00:01:18.100 align:middle line:84% It is your lift ticket, your perfume that 00:01:18.100 --> 00:01:22.600 align:middle line:84% lingers in the fire-fickled room long after you've 00:01:22.600 --> 00:01:28.010 align:middle line:84% vamoosed and made that poor boy nursing his third cinnamon 00:01:28.010 --> 00:01:32.200 align:middle line:84% daiquiri realize he missed his chance, 00:01:32.200 --> 00:01:38.550 align:middle line:84% your bones already asterisks, your chipmunk glass a schwa." 00:01:38.550 --> 00:01:40.000 align:middle line:90%