WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.800 align:middle line:90% 00:00:01.800 --> 00:00:06.960 align:middle line:84% This is brand new, so probably a complete disaster. 00:00:06.960 --> 00:00:08.550 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:00:08.550 --> 00:00:10.440 align:middle line:84% It's called "Love Note to Self and Others." 00:00:10.440 --> 00:00:16.230 align:middle line:90% 00:00:16.230 --> 00:00:18.870 align:middle line:84% "In the midst of this everything, 00:00:18.870 --> 00:00:24.300 align:middle line:84% I have only my savvy blue heart, with its wings, to console me. 00:00:24.300 --> 00:00:28.290 align:middle line:84% And though I want us, loud and clearly, to hear me, 00:00:28.290 --> 00:00:32.250 align:middle line:84% the word on the street is insensible. 00:00:32.250 --> 00:00:37.200 align:middle line:84% Thus, I return to the possibility of heaven, 00:00:37.200 --> 00:00:42.160 align:middle line:84% only to conclude that wishes are for babies. 00:00:42.160 --> 00:00:44.350 align:middle line:90% Sounds screeching. 00:00:44.350 --> 00:00:46.060 align:middle line:90% Disconnection. 00:00:46.060 --> 00:00:48.550 align:middle line:90% Strawberries. 00:00:48.550 --> 00:00:51.910 align:middle line:84% Somebody call the dogged paramedics. 00:00:51.910 --> 00:00:55.390 align:middle line:90% Somebody call the Carabinieri. 00:00:55.390 --> 00:00:57.910 align:middle line:84% My psychiatrist has an emergency number, 00:00:57.910 --> 00:01:00.700 align:middle line:84% but I don't think I have it on me. 00:01:00.700 --> 00:01:03.460 align:middle line:84% I don't think very much about anything. 00:01:03.460 --> 00:01:04.030 align:middle line:90% Ever. 00:01:04.030 --> 00:01:05.930 align:middle line:90% At all. 00:01:05.930 --> 00:01:08.890 align:middle line:84% I live at the mall, where I can go for a lobotomy. 00:01:08.890 --> 00:01:13.060 align:middle line:84% It's all in my mind it's like sinking awake. 00:01:13.060 --> 00:01:18.610 align:middle line:84% Oh so subconsciously, I put on my honor, my gavel and robes, 00:01:18.610 --> 00:01:21.840 align:middle line:90% my boxer shorts and sky. 00:01:21.840 --> 00:01:26.760 align:middle line:84% I swear to tell the truth, but can only barely remember it. 00:01:26.760 --> 00:01:28.950 align:middle line:84% I say a lot of architects' names, 00:01:28.950 --> 00:01:32.700 align:middle line:84% and sound the whole time lost in a world of someone else's 00:01:32.700 --> 00:01:35.110 align:middle line:90% deconstruction. 00:01:35.110 --> 00:01:42.240 align:middle line:84% Every resource, torqued tornado, whooping cough wallflower, 00:01:42.240 --> 00:01:45.210 align:middle line:90% uncle sanity. 00:01:45.210 --> 00:01:48.330 align:middle line:84% This is the moment I recuse myself, saying, dear 00:01:48.330 --> 00:01:50.080 align:middle line:84% little man with the lemonade stand, 00:01:50.080 --> 00:01:51.870 align:middle line:90% please get out of my brain. 00:01:51.870 --> 00:01:54.690 align:middle line:84% I am not here meaning to address you. 00:01:54.690 --> 00:01:58.230 align:middle line:84% What I really mean is a golf club. 00:01:58.230 --> 00:02:01.830 align:middle line:90% What I realize now is to hurt. 00:02:01.830 --> 00:02:05.200 align:middle line:84% Now that the costume party is finally breaking up, 00:02:05.200 --> 00:02:09.280 align:middle line:84% somebody falls to his death in an armchair. 00:02:09.280 --> 00:02:12.780 align:middle line:84% The dancers smear the reindeer that 00:02:12.780 --> 00:02:16.590 align:middle line:84% are bored for most of the year, and it smells. 00:02:16.590 --> 00:02:20.430 align:middle line:84% Then hot furnace flashes its breasts, and I have to say, 00:02:20.430 --> 00:02:22.170 align:middle line:90% you're fired. 00:02:22.170 --> 00:02:23.190 align:middle line:90% Fuck television. 00:02:23.190 --> 00:02:24.420 align:middle line:90% I'm on vacation. 00:02:24.420 --> 00:02:26.880 align:middle line:84% But as for the party's aftermath, 00:02:26.880 --> 00:02:31.020 align:middle line:84% another dragster crashed, killing six. 00:02:31.020 --> 00:02:32.850 align:middle line:90% This is my love note. 00:02:32.850 --> 00:02:36.000 align:middle line:90% And this time, I really mean it. 00:02:36.000 --> 00:02:39.500 align:middle line:84% I hate me for the plethora I've become." 00:02:39.500 --> 00:02:41.000 align:middle line:90%