WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.205 align:middle line:90% 00:00:02.205 --> 00:00:04.080 align:middle line:84% I'm going to read another request from Rodney 00:00:04.080 --> 00:00:05.288 align:middle line:90% which he didn't read for you. 00:00:05.288 --> 00:00:08.410 align:middle line:90% 00:00:08.410 --> 00:00:10.210 align:middle line:90% But this is a crazy request. 00:00:10.210 --> 00:00:13.383 align:middle line:84% I don't even know why you requested this one. 00:00:13.383 --> 00:00:14.800 align:middle line:84% This one usually clears the house. 00:00:14.800 --> 00:00:19.660 align:middle line:90% 00:00:19.660 --> 00:00:21.550 align:middle line:90% Yeah. 00:00:21.550 --> 00:00:25.655 align:middle line:84% By the time this one ends, you'll wonder why you came. 00:00:25.655 --> 00:00:28.910 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:00:28.910 --> 00:00:31.410 align:middle line:90% Thank Rodney for this. 00:00:31.410 --> 00:00:33.290 align:middle line:90% It's called "Same Again". 00:00:33.290 --> 00:00:34.760 align:middle line:90% And I base this on-- 00:00:34.760 --> 00:00:38.840 align:middle line:84% every culture has a Genesis myth. 00:00:38.840 --> 00:00:42.890 align:middle line:84% And this is based on a Native American Genesis myth, the Kato 00:00:42.890 --> 00:00:44.180 align:middle line:90% Indians. 00:00:44.180 --> 00:00:48.110 align:middle line:84% And it's in a book called Poems from Millennium I think 00:00:48.110 --> 00:00:49.820 align:middle line:84% or maybe Technicians of the Sacred 00:00:49.820 --> 00:00:52.760 align:middle line:84% put together by Jerome Rothenberg. 00:00:52.760 --> 00:00:54.740 align:middle line:84% Great books, you should get those. 00:00:54.740 --> 00:00:58.160 align:middle line:84% And basically in that Genesis myth 00:00:58.160 --> 00:01:01.700 align:middle line:84% they say that the Native Americans would say, 00:01:01.700 --> 00:01:04.099 align:middle line:84% I say river, I say mountain, I say cloud, 00:01:04.099 --> 00:01:09.650 align:middle line:84% then beaver then deer, then bunny. 00:01:09.650 --> 00:01:12.650 align:middle line:84% They name the world-- they would call the world into existence. 00:01:12.650 --> 00:01:17.900 align:middle line:84% And by naming it it would appear. 00:01:17.900 --> 00:01:19.370 align:middle line:90% So this is my Genesis myth. 00:01:19.370 --> 00:01:22.620 align:middle line:90% It's called "Same Again". 00:01:22.620 --> 00:01:25.540 align:middle line:84% The usual I say, blood of Christ. 00:01:25.540 --> 00:01:29.670 align:middle line:84% I say, essence, spirit, medicine. 00:01:29.670 --> 00:01:33.390 align:middle line:84% A hint, a taste, a bump, a snort. 00:01:33.390 --> 00:01:37.620 align:middle line:84% I say top shelf, straight up, two fingers. 00:01:37.620 --> 00:01:40.020 align:middle line:90% A shot, a sip, a nip. 00:01:40.020 --> 00:01:41.610 align:middle line:90% I say another round. 00:01:41.610 --> 00:01:45.630 align:middle line:84% I say brace yourself, lift a few, hoist a few. 00:01:45.630 --> 00:01:47.010 align:middle line:90% Work the elbow. 00:01:47.010 --> 00:01:49.000 align:middle line:90% Bottoms up, belly up. 00:01:49.000 --> 00:01:49.740 align:middle line:90% Leg up. 00:01:49.740 --> 00:01:50.610 align:middle line:90% Set them up. 00:01:50.610 --> 00:01:52.020 align:middle line:90% Freshen up. 00:01:52.020 --> 00:01:53.220 align:middle line:90% What'll it be. 00:01:53.220 --> 00:01:56.470 align:middle line:84% Name your poison, mud in your eye. 00:01:56.470 --> 00:02:00.600 align:middle line:84% A jar, a jug, a pony, a glass, I say. 00:02:00.600 --> 00:02:02.200 align:middle line:90% I say same again. 00:02:02.200 --> 00:02:03.510 align:middle line:90% I say all around. 00:02:03.510 --> 00:02:05.010 align:middle line:90% I say my good man. 00:02:05.010 --> 00:02:06.570 align:middle line:90% I say my drinking buddy. 00:02:06.570 --> 00:02:08.550 align:middle line:90% I say get that in you. 00:02:08.550 --> 00:02:11.340 align:middle line:84% Then an ice breaker, then a quick one. 00:02:11.340 --> 00:02:14.070 align:middle line:84% Then a couple pops, then a nightcap. 00:02:14.070 --> 00:02:15.780 align:middle line:90% Then throw one back. 00:02:15.780 --> 00:02:17.400 align:middle line:90% Then knock one down. 00:02:17.400 --> 00:02:20.340 align:middle line:90% Working on a Scotch Soda I say. 00:02:20.340 --> 00:02:22.950 align:middle line:90% Fast and furious I say. 00:02:22.950 --> 00:02:25.110 align:middle line:90% Could savage a drink I say. 00:02:25.110 --> 00:02:26.550 align:middle line:90% Guzzle I say. 00:02:26.550 --> 00:02:30.630 align:middle line:90% Chug, chug a lug, gulp, sauce. 00:02:30.630 --> 00:02:34.800 align:middle line:84% Mother's milk, home brew, everclear, moonshine, 00:02:34.800 --> 00:02:37.830 align:middle line:84% white lightning, firewater, antifreeze. 00:02:37.830 --> 00:02:42.060 align:middle line:84% Wall banger, zombie, rotgut, hooch. 00:02:42.060 --> 00:02:43.260 align:middle line:90% Relief. 00:02:43.260 --> 00:02:45.720 align:middle line:90% Now you're talking, I say. 00:02:45.720 --> 00:02:47.340 align:middle line:90% Live a little, I say. 00:02:47.340 --> 00:02:48.840 align:middle line:90% Drain it, I say. 00:02:48.840 --> 00:02:51.870 align:middle line:84% Kill it, I say, feeling it, I say. 00:02:51.870 --> 00:02:54.300 align:middle line:90% Slightly crocked, wobbly. 00:02:54.300 --> 00:02:56.280 align:middle line:90% Another dead sailor, I say. 00:02:56.280 --> 00:02:59.370 align:middle line:90% Breakfast of champions, I say. 00:02:59.370 --> 00:03:03.420 align:middle line:84% I say candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. 00:03:03.420 --> 00:03:06.360 align:middle line:84% I say the beer that made Milwaukee famous. 00:03:06.360 --> 00:03:08.565 align:middle line:84% I say Houston, we have a drinking problem. 00:03:08.565 --> 00:03:11.050 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:03:11.050 --> 00:03:15.780 align:middle line:84% I say the cause of and solution to all of life's problems. 00:03:15.780 --> 00:03:18.870 align:middle line:84% I say ain't no devil only God when he's drunk. 00:03:18.870 --> 00:03:22.320 align:middle line:84% I say God only knows what I'd be without you. 00:03:22.320 --> 00:03:23.550 align:middle line:90% I say thirsty. 00:03:23.550 --> 00:03:24.870 align:middle line:90% I say parched. 00:03:24.870 --> 00:03:26.430 align:middle line:90% I say wet my whistle. 00:03:26.430 --> 00:03:29.490 align:middle line:84% I say awful thirst, dying of thirst. 00:03:29.490 --> 00:03:30.420 align:middle line:90% Lap it up. 00:03:30.420 --> 00:03:31.260 align:middle line:90% Hook me up. 00:03:31.260 --> 00:03:32.340 align:middle line:90% Beam me up. 00:03:32.340 --> 00:03:33.570 align:middle line:90% Watering hole. 00:03:33.570 --> 00:03:35.010 align:middle line:90% Hole. 00:03:35.010 --> 00:03:36.420 align:middle line:90% Knock a few back. 00:03:36.420 --> 00:03:38.070 align:middle line:90% Pound a few down. 00:03:38.070 --> 00:03:41.070 align:middle line:90% Corner stool, my office. 00:03:41.070 --> 00:03:42.990 align:middle line:90% Out with the boys I say. 00:03:42.990 --> 00:03:44.670 align:middle line:90% Unwind I say. 00:03:44.670 --> 00:03:46.470 align:middle line:90% Nurse one I say. 00:03:46.470 --> 00:03:48.540 align:middle line:90% Apply myself I say. 00:03:48.540 --> 00:03:50.250 align:middle line:90% Tie one on I say. 00:03:50.250 --> 00:03:52.200 align:middle line:90% Make a night of it I say. 00:03:52.200 --> 00:03:55.350 align:middle line:90% Dive, toasted, glow. 00:03:55.350 --> 00:03:59.040 align:middle line:84% A tall one, a cold one, a frosty, I say. 00:03:59.040 --> 00:04:00.960 align:middle line:90% One for the road I say. 00:04:00.960 --> 00:04:02.400 align:middle line:90% A drinker I say. 00:04:02.400 --> 00:04:04.080 align:middle line:90% Two fisted I say. 00:04:04.080 --> 00:04:07.050 align:middle line:84% Never trust a man who doesn't drink I say. 00:04:07.050 --> 00:04:09.990 align:middle line:84% Drink any man under the table I say. 00:04:09.990 --> 00:04:12.270 align:middle line:90% A good man's failing I say. 00:04:12.270 --> 00:04:17.220 align:middle line:84% Then a binge, then a spree, then a jag, then a bout. 00:04:17.220 --> 00:04:22.230 align:middle line:84% Coming home on all fours, roasted, roustabout. 00:04:22.230 --> 00:04:24.090 align:middle line:90% Could use a drink I say. 00:04:24.090 --> 00:04:26.190 align:middle line:90% A shot of confidence I say. 00:04:26.190 --> 00:04:28.050 align:middle line:90% Steady my nerves I say. 00:04:28.050 --> 00:04:30.000 align:middle line:90% Drown my sorrows. 00:04:30.000 --> 00:04:31.680 align:middle line:90% I say kill for a drink. 00:04:31.680 --> 00:04:33.390 align:middle line:90% I say keep them coming. 00:04:33.390 --> 00:04:35.250 align:middle line:90% I say a stiff one. 00:04:35.250 --> 00:04:37.260 align:middle line:90% I say fast as possible. 00:04:37.260 --> 00:04:38.970 align:middle line:90% I say the long haul. 00:04:38.970 --> 00:04:41.910 align:middle line:84% Drink deep, drink hard, hit the bottle. 00:04:41.910 --> 00:04:43.680 align:middle line:90% Two sheets to the wind then. 00:04:43.680 --> 00:04:45.090 align:middle line:90% Half cocked then. 00:04:45.090 --> 00:04:46.350 align:middle line:90% Knackered then. 00:04:46.350 --> 00:04:47.790 align:middle line:90% Showing it then. 00:04:47.790 --> 00:04:49.590 align:middle line:90% Holding up the wall then. 00:04:49.590 --> 00:04:51.270 align:middle line:90% Under the influence then. 00:04:51.270 --> 00:04:52.980 align:middle line:90% Half in the bag then. 00:04:52.980 --> 00:04:55.560 align:middle line:90% A toot, a tear, a blowout. 00:04:55.560 --> 00:04:58.560 align:middle line:84% Out of my skull I say, liquored up. 00:04:58.560 --> 00:05:03.030 align:middle line:84% Rip roaring, slammed, fucking jacked. 00:05:03.030 --> 00:05:05.700 align:middle line:84% The booze talking, the room spinning, 00:05:05.700 --> 00:05:08.100 align:middle line:90% primed, feeling no pain. 00:05:08.100 --> 00:05:11.130 align:middle line:90% Buzzed, giddy, silly, glazed. 00:05:11.130 --> 00:05:14.940 align:middle line:84% Impaired, intoxicated, lubricated, stewed, tight, 00:05:14.940 --> 00:05:17.310 align:middle line:90% tidily, juiced, plots to potted. 00:05:17.310 --> 00:05:21.150 align:middle line:84% Pixelated, pie eyed, cockeyed, inebriated, laminated. 00:05:21.150 --> 00:05:25.230 align:middle line:84% Stoned, high, swimming, elated, exalted, debauched, 00:05:25.230 --> 00:05:30.150 align:middle line:84% rock on, drunk on, shine on, bring it on, piste. 00:05:30.150 --> 00:05:32.940 align:middle line:90% Then bleary, then bloodshot. 00:05:32.940 --> 00:05:36.750 align:middle line:84% Glassy eyed, mud-eyed, red-nosed, thick tongued, 00:05:36.750 --> 00:05:37.920 align:middle line:90% addled. 00:05:37.920 --> 00:05:39.030 align:middle line:90% Dizzy then. 00:05:39.030 --> 00:05:40.770 align:middle line:90% Groggy. 00:05:40.770 --> 00:05:42.330 align:middle line:90% On a bender I say. 00:05:42.330 --> 00:05:44.940 align:middle line:90% On a spree, on a drunk. 00:05:44.940 --> 00:05:46.680 align:middle line:90% I say off the wagon. 00:05:46.680 --> 00:05:48.270 align:middle line:90% I say gone out. 00:05:48.270 --> 00:05:49.980 align:middle line:90% I say on a slip. 00:05:49.980 --> 00:05:52.260 align:middle line:90% I say in my cups. 00:05:52.260 --> 00:05:54.120 align:middle line:90% I say riding the night train. 00:05:54.120 --> 00:05:55.440 align:middle line:90% I say the drink. 00:05:55.440 --> 00:05:56.700 align:middle line:90% I say the bottle. 00:05:56.700 --> 00:05:58.560 align:middle line:90% I say the blood bank. 00:05:58.560 --> 00:06:01.170 align:middle line:90% I say drinky poo. 00:06:01.170 --> 00:06:03.540 align:middle line:90% I say a drink drink. 00:06:03.540 --> 00:06:05.520 align:middle line:90% A drink, a drunk, a drunkard. 00:06:05.520 --> 00:06:07.470 align:middle line:90% Swill swig faced. 00:06:07.470 --> 00:06:08.580 align:middle line:90% Shitfaced. 00:06:08.580 --> 00:06:09.900 align:middle line:90% Fucked up. 00:06:09.900 --> 00:06:10.920 align:middle line:90% Stupefied. 00:06:10.920 --> 00:06:12.060 align:middle line:90% Incapacitated. 00:06:12.060 --> 00:06:13.410 align:middle line:90% Raging. 00:06:13.410 --> 00:06:14.550 align:middle line:90% Seeing double. 00:06:14.550 --> 00:06:15.930 align:middle line:90% Shitty. 00:06:15.930 --> 00:06:17.760 align:middle line:90% Take the edge off I say. 00:06:17.760 --> 00:06:19.530 align:middle line:90% That's better I say. 00:06:19.530 --> 00:06:20.910 align:middle line:90% Loaded I say. 00:06:20.910 --> 00:06:22.030 align:middle line:90% Wasted. 00:06:22.030 --> 00:06:22.530 align:middle line:90% Loot. 00:06:22.530 --> 00:06:24.090 align:middle line:90% Lit. 00:06:24.090 --> 00:06:25.740 align:middle line:90% Off my ass. 00:06:25.740 --> 00:06:28.260 align:middle line:90% Befuddled, reeling, tanked. 00:06:28.260 --> 00:06:29.460 align:middle line:90% Punch drunk. 00:06:29.460 --> 00:06:33.600 align:middle line:84% Mean drunk, maintenance drunk, sloppy drunk, happy drunk, 00:06:33.600 --> 00:06:37.290 align:middle line:84% weepy drunk, blind drunk, dead drunk. 00:06:37.290 --> 00:06:39.270 align:middle line:90% Serious drinker. 00:06:39.270 --> 00:06:40.230 align:middle line:90% Hard drinker. 00:06:40.230 --> 00:06:41.190 align:middle line:90% Lush. 00:06:41.190 --> 00:06:43.020 align:middle line:90% Drink like a fish. 00:06:43.020 --> 00:06:43.890 align:middle line:90% Boozer. 00:06:43.890 --> 00:06:44.820 align:middle line:90% Booze hound. 00:06:44.820 --> 00:06:49.370 align:middle line:90% 00:06:49.370 --> 00:06:53.270 align:middle line:90% Absorb, rummy, alkie, sponge. 00:06:53.270 --> 00:06:55.640 align:middle line:90% Sip, sat, sop. 00:06:55.640 --> 00:06:56.750 align:middle line:90% Then muddled. 00:06:56.750 --> 00:07:00.050 align:middle line:84% Then maudlin, then woozy, then clouded. 00:07:00.050 --> 00:07:01.130 align:middle line:90% What day is it? 00:07:01.130 --> 00:07:02.240 align:middle line:90% Do you know me? 00:07:02.240 --> 00:07:03.650 align:middle line:90% Have you seen me? 00:07:03.650 --> 00:07:04.940 align:middle line:90% When did I start? 00:07:04.940 --> 00:07:06.530 align:middle line:90% Did I ever stop? 00:07:06.530 --> 00:07:09.350 align:middle line:90% Slurring, reeling, staggering. 00:07:09.350 --> 00:07:10.910 align:middle line:90% Over served they say. 00:07:10.910 --> 00:07:12.980 align:middle line:90% Drunk as a skunk they say. 00:07:12.980 --> 00:07:14.570 align:middle line:90% Falling down drunk. 00:07:14.570 --> 00:07:16.190 align:middle line:90% Crawling down drunk. 00:07:16.190 --> 00:07:18.560 align:middle line:90% Drunk and disorderly. 00:07:18.560 --> 00:07:20.450 align:middle line:90% I say high tolerance. 00:07:20.450 --> 00:07:22.310 align:middle line:90% I say high capacity. 00:07:22.310 --> 00:07:24.450 align:middle line:90% I say social lubricant. 00:07:24.450 --> 00:07:26.330 align:middle line:90% They say protective custody. 00:07:26.330 --> 00:07:28.130 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:07:28.130 --> 00:07:30.530 align:middle line:90% Sozzled, soused, sloshed. 00:07:30.530 --> 00:07:34.040 align:middle line:84% Polluted, blitzed, shattered, zonked. 00:07:34.040 --> 00:07:36.530 align:middle line:84% Ossified, annihilated, fossilized. 00:07:36.530 --> 00:07:40.490 align:middle line:84% Stinko, blotto, legless, smashed, soaked, screwed, 00:07:40.490 --> 00:07:42.980 align:middle line:90% pickled bombs, stiff fried. 00:07:42.980 --> 00:07:47.210 align:middle line:84% Oiled, boiled, frazzled, blasted, plastered, hammered, 00:07:47.210 --> 00:07:49.790 align:middle line:84% tore up, ripped up, ripped, destroyed. 00:07:49.790 --> 00:07:54.500 align:middle line:84% Whittled, plowed, overcome, overtaken, comatose. 00:07:54.500 --> 00:07:57.800 align:middle line:84% Dead to the world, beyond the beyond. 00:07:57.800 --> 00:07:59.300 align:middle line:90% The old KO. 00:07:59.300 --> 00:08:00.740 align:middle line:90% The horrors I say. 00:08:00.740 --> 00:08:02.300 align:middle line:90% The heebie jeebies I say. 00:08:02.300 --> 00:08:03.980 align:middle line:90% The beast I say. 00:08:03.980 --> 00:08:09.740 align:middle line:84% The drink dt's, bejeezus, and pink elephants. 00:08:09.740 --> 00:08:13.340 align:middle line:90% A hummer, a run, a mind bender. 00:08:13.340 --> 00:08:15.380 align:middle line:84% Hitting it kind of hard they say. 00:08:15.380 --> 00:08:16.970 align:middle line:90% Go easy they say. 00:08:16.970 --> 00:08:18.620 align:middle line:90% Last call they say. 00:08:18.620 --> 00:08:20.540 align:middle line:90% Quitting time they say. 00:08:20.540 --> 00:08:21.830 align:middle line:90% They say shut off. 00:08:21.830 --> 00:08:22.910 align:middle line:90% They say ruckus. 00:08:22.910 --> 00:08:24.200 align:middle line:90% They say dry out. 00:08:24.200 --> 00:08:26.990 align:middle line:90% Pass out, lights out, blackout. 00:08:26.990 --> 00:08:29.210 align:middle line:90% Headlong, the bottom. 00:08:29.210 --> 00:08:30.890 align:middle line:90% The walking wounded. 00:08:30.890 --> 00:08:32.690 align:middle line:90% Saturday night paralysis. 00:08:32.690 --> 00:08:34.370 align:middle line:90% Cross-eyed and painless. 00:08:34.370 --> 00:08:35.659 align:middle line:90% Petroleum dark. 00:08:35.659 --> 00:08:36.830 align:middle line:90% Gone to the world. 00:08:36.830 --> 00:08:37.520 align:middle line:90% Gone. 00:08:37.520 --> 00:08:38.210 align:middle line:90% Gonzo. 00:08:38.210 --> 00:08:40.159 align:middle line:90% Wrecked out. 00:08:40.159 --> 00:08:41.419 align:middle line:90% Sleep it off. 00:08:41.419 --> 00:08:42.770 align:middle line:90% Wake up on the floor. 00:08:42.770 --> 00:08:44.150 align:middle line:90% End up in the gutter. 00:08:44.150 --> 00:08:45.260 align:middle line:90% Off the stuff. 00:08:45.260 --> 00:08:46.070 align:middle line:90% Dry. 00:08:46.070 --> 00:08:47.090 align:middle line:90% Dry heaves. 00:08:47.090 --> 00:08:48.530 align:middle line:90% Gag. 00:08:48.530 --> 00:08:50.270 align:middle line:90% White knuckle. 00:08:50.270 --> 00:08:51.920 align:middle line:90% Lightweight I say. 00:08:51.920 --> 00:08:53.780 align:middle line:90% Hair of the dog I say. 00:08:53.780 --> 00:08:55.340 align:middle line:90% Eyeopener I say. 00:08:55.340 --> 00:08:56.540 align:middle line:90% A drop I say. 00:08:56.540 --> 00:08:59.810 align:middle line:84% A slug, a taste, a swallow, a pull. 00:08:59.810 --> 00:09:02.750 align:middle line:90% Sadder Budweiser I say. 00:09:02.750 --> 00:09:04.970 align:middle line:90% Down the hatch I say. 00:09:04.970 --> 00:09:07.130 align:middle line:90% I wouldn't say no I say. 00:09:07.130 --> 00:09:08.990 align:middle line:90% I say whatever he's having. 00:09:08.990 --> 00:09:10.970 align:middle line:90% I say next one's on me. 00:09:10.970 --> 00:09:12.290 align:middle line:90% I say match you. 00:09:12.290 --> 00:09:14.900 align:middle line:84% I say bottoms up, put it on my tab. 00:09:14.900 --> 00:09:16.340 align:middle line:90% I say one more. 00:09:16.340 --> 00:09:17.405 align:middle line:90% I say same again. 00:09:17.405 --> 00:09:29.685 align:middle line:90% 00:09:29.685 --> 00:09:30.790 align:middle line:90% You see what I mean? 00:09:30.790 --> 00:09:32.470 align:middle line:90% That's a long piece. 00:09:32.470 --> 00:09:33.430 align:middle line:90% Encore. 00:09:33.430 --> 00:09:33.970 align:middle line:90% What's that? 00:09:33.970 --> 00:09:34.910 align:middle line:90% Encore. 00:09:34.910 --> 00:09:35.560 align:middle line:90% Encore, yeah. 00:09:35.560 --> 00:09:39.700 align:middle line:90% 00:09:39.700 --> 00:09:41.200 align:middle line:84% In the middle of it you really start 00:09:41.200 --> 00:09:44.260 align:middle line:84% to feel like you're going to fall over. 00:09:44.260 --> 00:09:47.210 align:middle line:84% Whether you've already fallen over and you know. 00:09:47.210 --> 00:09:49.210 align:middle line:84% How long did it take you to write all of that? 00:09:49.210 --> 00:09:52.491 align:middle line:90% Did you sit down and write it? 00:09:52.491 --> 00:09:53.825 align:middle line:90% One night. 00:09:53.825 --> 00:09:56.100 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:09:56.100 --> 00:09:58.170 align:middle line:84% No, that was actually-- that's a nice question 00:09:58.170 --> 00:10:00.720 align:middle line:90% because it's actually-- 00:10:00.720 --> 00:10:03.630 align:middle line:84% I've been reading that piece you know before the book came out. 00:10:03.630 --> 00:10:05.473 align:middle line:84% The book took me about seven years to write. 00:10:05.473 --> 00:10:07.890 align:middle line:84% And over the course-- that was an early piece in the book. 00:10:07.890 --> 00:10:09.300 align:middle line:84% And over the course of I'd read it 00:10:09.300 --> 00:10:11.258 align:middle line:84% and people would come up to me and like give me 00:10:11.258 --> 00:10:13.020 align:middle line:84% little slips of paper you know like oh 00:10:13.020 --> 00:10:15.380 align:middle line:90% you missed one you know. 00:10:15.380 --> 00:10:17.130 align:middle line:84% And so it's really a collaborative effort. 00:10:17.130 --> 00:10:18.450 align:middle line:84% It's like it's really from-- there's 00:10:18.450 --> 00:10:20.080 align:middle line:84% a lot of those things like Houston, 00:10:20.080 --> 00:10:23.810 align:middle line:84% we have a drinking problem is from a band named 00:10:23.810 --> 00:10:25.890 align:middle line:90% you don't know it? 00:10:25.890 --> 00:10:27.060 align:middle line:90% Bad Astronaut, yeah. 00:10:27.060 --> 00:10:28.560 align:middle line:84% Is that the same guy about Penelope? 00:10:28.560 --> 00:10:30.260 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:10:30.260 --> 00:10:30.890 align:middle line:90% Who said that? 00:10:30.890 --> 00:10:31.550 align:middle line:90% This guy. 00:10:31.550 --> 00:10:32.600 align:middle line:90% This guy, OK. 00:10:32.600 --> 00:10:35.910 align:middle line:90% Yeah Bad Astronaut, yeah. 00:10:35.910 --> 00:10:36.410 align:middle line:90% Yeah. 00:10:36.410 --> 00:10:38.180 align:middle line:90% So I stole things freely. 00:10:38.180 --> 00:10:42.050 align:middle line:84% The Simpsons are-- Homer Simpson is the cause of and solution 00:10:42.050 --> 00:10:44.130 align:middle line:90% to all of life's problems. 00:10:44.130 --> 00:10:44.850 align:middle line:90% The Beach Boys. 00:10:44.850 --> 00:10:47.790 align:middle line:84% I mean you know I stole I borrowed. 00:10:47.790 --> 00:10:48.780 align:middle line:90% It's a collaborative. 00:10:48.780 --> 00:10:50.290 align:middle line:90% It's a whole you know-- 00:10:50.290 --> 00:10:53.790 align:middle line:90% 00:10:53.790 --> 00:10:57.916 align:middle line:84% [INAUDIBLE] of bringing the world to you and [INAUDIBLE].. 00:10:57.916 --> 00:11:07.310 align:middle line:90% 00:11:07.310 --> 00:11:08.810 align:middle line:90% Things go all to hell. 00:11:08.810 --> 00:11:09.632 align:middle line:90% Yeah. 00:11:09.632 --> 00:11:12.090 align:middle line:84% So if you live in that world, then you'd collapse out of if 00:11:12.090 --> 00:11:14.760 align:middle line:90% and go into the past tense. 00:11:14.760 --> 00:11:16.410 align:middle line:90% You get lost in it. 00:11:16.410 --> 00:11:17.010 align:middle line:90% Yeah. 00:11:17.010 --> 00:11:19.410 align:middle line:90% You get very lost in it, yeah. 00:11:19.410 --> 00:11:21.420 align:middle line:90% I tried to make it. 00:11:21.420 --> 00:11:25.020 align:middle line:84% In writing it, I tried to think of sort of a one really 00:11:25.020 --> 00:11:27.240 align:middle line:84% bad long night you know and tried 00:11:27.240 --> 00:11:30.510 align:middle line:84% to sort of reenact and just-- and not to-- and also I tried 00:11:30.510 --> 00:11:32.610 align:middle line:84% to condense like a lot of memoirs, 00:11:32.610 --> 00:11:34.620 align:middle line:84% entire memoirs have been written about someone's 00:11:34.620 --> 00:11:36.210 align:middle line:90% drunk experience. 00:11:36.210 --> 00:11:38.820 align:middle line:84% And I thought, well, why not just do it in like three pages, 00:11:38.820 --> 00:11:39.510 align:middle line:90% you know. 00:11:39.510 --> 00:11:41.850 align:middle line:84% And just like because it's all like 00:11:41.850 --> 00:11:45.930 align:middle line:84% as far as I know sort of an alcoholic experience 00:11:45.930 --> 00:11:48.240 align:middle line:84% is kind of dull and it's like it's just the same thing 00:11:48.240 --> 00:11:49.090 align:middle line:90% over and over again. 00:11:49.090 --> 00:11:53.940 align:middle line:84% So I thought just to condense it into just the language itself 00:11:53.940 --> 00:11:54.450 align:middle line:90% to me. 00:11:54.450 --> 00:11:55.180 align:middle line:90% That's what I was trying to do. 00:11:55.180 --> 00:11:56.310 align:middle line:84% I don't know if that answers your question at all 00:11:56.310 --> 00:11:58.080 align:middle line:84% because yours seems even more complicated than what I just 00:11:58.080 --> 00:11:58.580 align:middle line:90% said. 00:11:58.580 --> 00:11:59.687 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:11:59.687 --> 00:12:01.770 align:middle line:84% That I'm going into things and coming out of them. 00:12:01.770 --> 00:12:03.210 align:middle line:90% And I had to look at the tenses. 00:12:03.210 --> 00:12:06.640 align:middle line:84% I don't know what the tenses are at this point, 00:12:06.640 --> 00:12:08.460 align:middle line:90% but I'll look at them, though. 00:12:08.460 --> 00:12:09.510 align:middle line:90% I like that idea. 00:12:09.510 --> 00:12:11.360 align:middle line:90% [LAUGHTER] 00:12:11.360 --> 00:12:13.000 align:middle line:90%