New.
If yellow is the new black, the new you
is a cartoon spokesman who blows his lines around bumptious
3D Hondas, apologizes often, and remains cheerful.
The new pop song is about getting real.
You had a bad day, the camera don't lie,
but they're lying to you about the camera.
Since Fallujah is the new Antigua,
sunlight nibbles on pre-charred terrain
in the electric fireplace.