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New.

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If yellow is the new
black, the new you

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is a cartoon spokesman who
blows his lines around bumptious

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3D Hondas, apologizes
often, and remains cheerful.

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The new pop song is
about getting real.

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You had a bad day,
the camera don't lie,

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but they're lying to
you about the camera.

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Since Fallujah is
the new Antigua,

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sunlight nibbles on
pre-charred terrain

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in the electric fireplace.

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