WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.930 align:middle line:84% So I'll start with the entitle poem, 00:00:03.930 --> 00:00:05.960 align:middle line:84% "Enter Invisible for Northrop Frye." 00:00:05.960 --> 00:00:09.000 align:middle line:90% 00:00:09.000 --> 00:00:12.690 align:middle line:84% So she says to me, you be the heavy father 00:00:12.690 --> 00:00:17.160 align:middle line:84% and I'll be the hayseed, and she's all right, better than. 00:00:17.160 --> 00:00:18.210 align:middle line:90% And it's dark. 00:00:18.210 --> 00:00:19.950 align:middle line:90% And the bar, pretty empty. 00:00:19.950 --> 00:00:22.860 align:middle line:84% So we start this courtship mockery over a Bud, 00:00:22.860 --> 00:00:25.620 align:middle line:84% and peanuts, and the noise of the dishwasher. 00:00:25.620 --> 00:00:29.040 align:middle line:84% She's calling me Alazon but I don't know who that is. 00:00:29.040 --> 00:00:33.030 align:middle line:84% And if it means say, scoring later on, I'll take it. 00:00:33.030 --> 00:00:36.030 align:middle line:84% She's in black and I'm in button down blue. 00:00:36.030 --> 00:00:37.920 align:middle line:84% At some point, I can't remember when. 00:00:37.920 --> 00:00:38.940 align:middle line:90% Did I order dinner? 00:00:38.940 --> 00:00:39.990 align:middle line:90% Dinner arrives. 00:00:39.990 --> 00:00:42.360 align:middle line:90% And I eat and get fat fast. 00:00:42.360 --> 00:00:46.350 align:middle line:84% She becomes my daughter, but I still want to sleep with her. 00:00:46.350 --> 00:00:48.510 align:middle line:90% What bar is this? 00:00:48.510 --> 00:00:49.620 align:middle line:90% I'm thinking. 00:00:49.620 --> 00:00:52.680 align:middle line:84% The bartender looking at me like I'm the brain 00:00:52.680 --> 00:00:55.170 align:middle line:90% worm, a professional fool. 00:00:55.170 --> 00:00:56.310 align:middle line:90% And he's right. 00:00:56.310 --> 00:01:00.600 align:middle line:84% For quick as whippets, I've got long ears and a tail. 00:01:00.600 --> 00:01:03.450 align:middle line:90% Jackass, I think. 00:01:03.450 --> 00:01:05.099 align:middle line:90% Fool, I think. 00:01:05.099 --> 00:01:07.230 align:middle line:84% And my conquest, my daughter, she's 00:01:07.230 --> 00:01:08.710 align:middle line:90% trying the eyeball elsewhere. 00:01:08.710 --> 00:01:13.110 align:middle line:84% So I'm drowning in it, beer and air, 00:01:13.110 --> 00:01:16.920 align:middle line:84% and I pull the bartender down, and whimper. 00:01:16.920 --> 00:01:19.770 align:middle line:90% I'm just a woodland fellow. 00:01:19.770 --> 00:01:23.385 align:middle line:84% But he says, you are an ass, indeed. 00:01:23.385 --> 00:01:28.200 align:middle line:90% 00:01:28.200 --> 00:01:31.830 align:middle line:84% That's Northrop Frye's model of what comedy, all comedies, 00:01:31.830 --> 00:01:35.390 align:middle line:90% follow that model, more or less. 00:01:35.390 --> 00:01:36.000 align:middle line:90%