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"Jerry Shoots Craps."

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I feel like I'm taking a lot.

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I'm way over.

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Am I way over?

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"Jerry Shoots Craps"--
this is second to last.

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Jerry, being only a
makeshift wiseacre,

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living a life the size
of a spool of thread,

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can't afford tolerance.

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He barbs wire from 4:00
in the morning till close,

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and then goes back
to eating peanuts.

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He hates the cat, the
dog, and the canary.

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He hates in lieu of what he is--

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what Tom has turned him into.

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Most of all, he hates this
game he's always losing.

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No, bitterness doesn't come
close to what he's got--

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a ball of muddied yarn, a
knotted heart that's died.

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Tom, you must love Jerry.

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Love him till your own
heart is miscarried.