WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.840 align:middle line:84% I was going to read this poem because I got here 00:00:03.840 --> 00:00:05.700 align:middle line:84% and I've been staying at Casa Libre. 00:00:05.700 --> 00:00:09.030 align:middle line:84% And it's just the best place ever. 00:00:09.030 --> 00:00:12.750 align:middle line:84% And everything here seems like paradise, 00:00:12.750 --> 00:00:17.220 align:middle line:84% when you come from Seattle, until you bring deluge 00:00:17.220 --> 00:00:17.790 align:middle line:90% with you. 00:00:17.790 --> 00:00:20.610 align:middle line:90% 00:00:20.610 --> 00:00:24.180 align:middle line:84% So this poem is called "The World's Miserable Corners", 00:00:24.180 --> 00:00:25.740 align:middle line:90% which this is not. 00:00:25.740 --> 00:00:28.920 align:middle line:90% 00:00:28.920 --> 00:00:30.180 align:middle line:90% Big bang. 00:00:30.180 --> 00:00:31.410 align:middle line:90% Pause. 00:00:31.410 --> 00:00:32.640 align:middle line:90% Life. 00:00:32.640 --> 00:00:33.540 align:middle line:90% Then, men. 00:00:33.540 --> 00:00:35.070 align:middle line:90% Nickel and dime. 00:00:35.070 --> 00:00:36.300 align:middle line:90% Toupee. 00:00:36.300 --> 00:00:36.930 align:middle line:90% Heartbreak? 00:00:36.930 --> 00:00:37.950 align:middle line:90% You bet. 00:00:37.950 --> 00:00:40.830 align:middle line:84% And man of war with his warships. 00:00:40.830 --> 00:00:42.060 align:middle line:90% Worked to death camps. 00:00:42.060 --> 00:00:42.960 align:middle line:90% Prefab. 00:00:42.960 --> 00:00:43.860 align:middle line:90% Fabu. 00:00:43.860 --> 00:00:47.290 align:middle line:84% And the coffin is free, or cheap. 00:00:47.290 --> 00:00:50.500 align:middle line:90% I say, we've got it made. 00:00:50.500 --> 00:00:51.000 align:middle line:90%