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The next two I think
belong together

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by virtue of their
titles, if nothing else.

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The first is called
"Yesterday," which I think

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is also the first line.

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And the second is
called "Earlier Today."

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So, "Yesterday, I had the
thought to create an elixir

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or really a conjuring
agent in a giant mixer.

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Enough to summon a
ghoul or two so that I

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might stop obsessing about you.

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God, my co-pilot told me to
file it under ridiculous ideas

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I'll soon regret.

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But nothing else
has worked yet."

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"Earlier Today."

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"Thinking the
microphones were off,

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Secretary Rumsfeld yelled
kill, kill, kill, kill,

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kill, kill, kill.

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Jokingly, we think, but still."

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[CHUCKLING]

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