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I have a couple
more double dactyls.

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And maybe a note on this one.

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Kennewick Man, at the
end of the second one,

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is the name for the remains
of a prehistoric man found

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on a bank of the Columbia River
near Kennewick, Washington

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in 1996.

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Jennifer Aniston
needs no headnote.

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"Weekly World
News", it's called.

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"Dateline Hollywood.

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Jiggery pokery Jennifer
Aniston sheds off her snakeskin

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for Vanity Fair.

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Lizard brain pleasures
are garden variety.

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Knock on our crania,
nobody's there.

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Dateline Seattle.

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Higgledy piggledy Friday night
warrior funnels a Budweiser,

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crushing the can.

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Pre-destined area and
doctrines of bitch,

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but I see him at day's
end with Kennewick Man."

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