WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.400 align:middle line:90% 00:00:02.400 --> 00:00:03.945 align:middle line:84% This is called, "News You Can Use." 00:00:03.945 --> 00:00:06.720 align:middle line:90% 00:00:06.720 --> 00:00:09.210 align:middle line:84% "Hillary Clinton did a stint undercover 00:00:09.210 --> 00:00:11.070 align:middle line:90% as a school bus driver. 00:00:11.070 --> 00:00:15.300 align:middle line:84% You can watch a spazzy kid on YouTube high-five her. 00:00:15.300 --> 00:00:19.200 align:middle line:84% That same spazzy kid did time in the vice principal's office 00:00:19.200 --> 00:00:22.560 align:middle line:84% twice for threatening Condoleezza Rice with an ice 00:00:22.560 --> 00:00:23.610 align:middle line:90% axe. 00:00:23.610 --> 00:00:27.150 align:middle line:84% Secretary Rice hid, thereafter, from the spazzy kid, 00:00:27.150 --> 00:00:30.660 align:middle line:84% lest he reemerge like MacGyver, the Phoenix Foundation 00:00:30.660 --> 00:00:32.159 align:middle line:90% contriver. 00:00:32.159 --> 00:00:35.700 align:middle line:84% I'd always considered honest politician a misprint 00:00:35.700 --> 00:00:38.330 align:middle line:90% until I met Ms. Clinton." 00:00:38.330 --> 00:00:40.000 align:middle line:90%