This is called, "News You Can Use."
"Hillary Clinton did a stint undercover
as a school bus driver.
You can watch a spazzy kid on YouTube high-five her.
That same spazzy kid did time in the vice principal's office
twice for threatening Condoleezza Rice with an ice
axe.
Secretary Rice hid, thereafter, from the spazzy kid,
lest he reemerge like MacGyver, the Phoenix Foundation
contriver.
I'd always considered honest politician a misprint
until I met Ms. Clinton."