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This is called,
"News You Can Use."

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"Hillary Clinton did
a stint undercover

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as a school bus driver.

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You can watch a spazzy kid
on YouTube high-five her.

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That same spazzy kid did time
in the vice principal's office

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twice for threatening
Condoleezza Rice with an ice

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axe.

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Secretary Rice hid, thereafter,
from the spazzy kid,

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lest he reemerge like MacGyver,
the Phoenix Foundation

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contriver.

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I'd always considered
honest politician a misprint

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until I met Ms. Clinton."

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