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Here's another
double abecedarian,

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and it's called
"Danger, Static".

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And there are two potential
obscurities in the poem.

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The lunatico inquirendo, which
I may be pronouncing wrong,

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is a writ inquiring about
the soundness of one's mind.

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And a cosmic year is
the time the sun takes

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to orbit in galactic rotation.

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It's about 225 million years.

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So, "Danger, Static".

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Arsenic in a blintz,
bats in a belfry,

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caveats in a billet-deux.

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Do you ever wonder how early
man existed without TV?

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Fuck you, grubby advertisement.

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Hey, Helena Bonham Carter,
hold me in your arms.

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I have a crush on you,
Helena Bonham Carter.

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Jury duty in Iraq.

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KKK at the A&P. Loss.

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De lunatico inquirendo.

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Meet me in old Manhattan near
the abandoned oyster farm.

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Or better, go to hell,
purgatory, paradise, and be

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quick.

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Question-- did horndog LBJ
really have oral satori

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sex in a hotel bathtub?

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Tongues are wagging.

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Ugh.

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Woof.

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Vaporize me, water lord.

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Xanadu in ruins.

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Cosmic year complete.

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Rub, dub Zagreb (who
cares) Yugoslavia?

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