[LAUGHTER]
"Four."
[LAUGHTER]
Two best friends look at their penises
under sophisticated microscopes.
[LAUGHTER]
"You call this elongated?"
says one man.
"Jim, I gained four inches," says the other,
"perhaps you should try my brand."
"What is your brand, Kevin?" says the other.
"My brand is I hang a brick from my penis
and stand for hours at the edge of the Grand Canyon,"
says Kevin.
[LAUGHTER]
"OK, Kevin," says Jim, "you've been my dearest friend
since kindergarten.
I'll give it a try."
[LAUGHTER]
Then we see Jim standing on the edge of the Grand Canyon, brick
hanging from his penis, while Kevin tiptoes towards Jim's car
and a voiceover says "Pontiac Sophisto-- so sophisticated,
it might just make you trick your best friend into dangling
a brick from his penis."
[LAUGHTER]
While Jim is distracted by the pain of the rift on his penis,
Kevin squeals away in Jim's Sophisto.
As Jim spins around to look, his penis rips off--
[LAUGHTER]
--and plummets into the Grand Canyon.
Jim smiles wryly, acknowledging Kevin's trick but also
Kevin's good taste in cars, then starts down
into the Grand Canyon to retrieve,
and hopefully, reattach his penis.