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Three.

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[LAUGHTER]

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An orange and a Slap-Of-Wack
bar sit on a counter.

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I have vitamin C,
says the orange.

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So do I, says the
Slap-Of-Wack bar.

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I have natural fiber,
says the orange.

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So do I, says the
Slap-Of-Wack bar.

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You do?

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says the orange.

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Are you calling me a liar?

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says the Slap-Of-Wack bar.

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Oh, no, says the
orange, politely.

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I was just under the impression
from reading your label

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that you're mostly comprised
of artificial colors,

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and innovative edible
plastic products,

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plus high fructose corn syrup.

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So I guess I'm not quite sure
where the fiber comes in.

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Slap it up your rack,
shouts the Slap-Of-Wack bar.

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He sails across the counter,
jutting one pointy edge

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into the orange.

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Oh, god, the orange
says in pain.

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You've got an unsightly gash,
says the Slap-Of-Wack bar.

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Do I have an unsightly gash?

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I think not.

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My packaging is
intact, weakling.

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I have 0 calories of fat,
says the orange, weakly.

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So do I, says the
Slap-Of-Wack bar.

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Well, how can that
possibly be the case?

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says the orange in frustration.

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You're comprised of 8%
high fructose corn syrup.

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Slap it up your rack, shouts
the Slap-Of-Wack bar and sails

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across the counter and digs
its edge into the orange

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over and over, sending
the orange off the counter

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and into the garbage
can, where it's

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leered at by a perverted
looking chicken carcass and two

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evil empty cans of soda.

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Now you have 0 of 0 of 0,
says the Slap-Of-Wack bar.

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The Slap-Of-Wack bar,
says the voiceover,

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for when you're feeling wacky.

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