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Two.

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A hip-looking teen watches
an elderly woman hobble

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across the street on a walker.

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"Grammy's here," he shouts.

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He put some Mac Attack mac
and cheese in the microwave

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and dons headphones
and takes out

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a video game so he won't be
bored during the 40 seconds it

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takes his lunch to cook.

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A truck comes around the
corner and hits Grammy,

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sending her flying over the
roof into the backyard, where

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luckily she lands
on a trampoline.

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Unluckily she bounces back over
the roof into the front yard,

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landing in a rosebush.

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"Timmy," Grammy says feebly.

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"Call 911."

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Just then the bell on
the microwave dings.

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We see from the look on his
face that Timmy is conflicted.

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"Timmy dear," Grammy says.

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"For God's sake, it's
me, your Grammy, dear."

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Timmy comes to his senses, takes
his Mac Attack mac and cheese

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from the microwave and sits
languorously eating it,

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while listening
to his headphones

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while playing his video game.

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"Sometimes you just got
to have your Mac Attack,"

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the voiceover says.

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Grammy scowls in the bush.

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We see that she is a grouchy,
old, unhip hag, who probably

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wouldn't even have
been cool enough

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to let Timmy have
his Mac Attack,

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but would likely have forced
him to eat some unhip old person

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gruel or fruit.

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Unfortunately, Grammy's head
drops back and she's dead.

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