"No Sex for Priests."
"The horse in harness suffers.
He's not feeling up to snuff.
The feelers sensate, but the cook pronounces lobsters tough.
The chains too short.
The dogs at pains to reach a sheaf of shade.
One half a squirrel's whirling there up on the interstate.
That rough around the monkey's eye is cancer.
Only God's impervious.
He's deaf and blind, but he's not dumb.
To answer for it all, his spokesmen
aren't allowed to come."